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Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton made it to Cannes – which is amazing – because for the longest time I just assumed Mischa Barton was on the cusp of death, but in recent months she had one drug or alcohol induced freak the fuck out that was hilarious to watch, and one sex tape that got her on Dr Phil talking about how mean exes can be, when we all know she was part of that marketing campaign, a weak campaign, but people like sex tapes…then she did a campaign for low level hooker water in a bikini…and now she’s in Cannes…like a real actress and celebrity from the hit show the OC and the dead girl puking under her bed in the Sixth Sense you probably jerked off to….because dead girls under the bed is your think you fucking predator. Here she is – GLORY DAYS are AHEAD OF US… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney for Guess of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney is the latest in tits that have gone viral… She proves that there is a place for Flordia trashy looking girls in the mainstream media…rather than working the counter of a topless Fort Lauderdale donut shop…in hopes of one day getting picked up by Hooters…because it is less degrading and has better retirement packages… She’s got the face of a 40 year old, despite not being 40, and thanks to Guess loving her…like she was classy Anna Nicole Smith…she’s showing her massive tits to the world…and boom…everyone loves them… Here she is for guess – because people love tits… Here are some pics of her for Terry Richardson… The post Charlotte McKinney for Guess of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo Levesque was some Boston based poor white trash forced to live in the ghetto before being sold to the entertaiment industry…where she had one or two hits that I am sure very few people remember..but people may remember thinking of her as Jailbait on some Avril Lavigne kick…before she turned 18, was no longer Jailbait, and thus forgotten because people saw what she was actually….not hot… She then spent a decade dating black dudes…before slowly making a comeback…a comeback that to date has been uneventful…but that today has become eventful…thanks to a red bikini and a proper pose… I mean…shit…this is good social media hustle..showing us why the black dudes like her so much…seriously..I’m into this kind of hip hop video vixen instagram life…it’s pretty much what instagram is all about…and I get it.. The post Jojo’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton’s Nipslip of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton was not at Coachella, because she’s 35 and over it… But there was a time when Mischa Barton was Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virginss… I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…which is really where she peaked…. She’s a survivor…because there was a point in time she really looked like she was going to die..then she got really fat….and now she’s back…for Coachella, not at Coachella, with nipples…because she’s a human and humans have nipples… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton’s Nipslip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all… But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot.. The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

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Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tara Mackey Underwear Selfies of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not into the top models, they are overrated, have shitty brat attitudes, only role with rockstars and when pretending the be down to earth, are really just vapid cunts who don’t know what’s really up… I am all about the under the radar models and actresses who takes just as good a picture, if not better, who still makes a living doing it, but is just way cooler about the shit.. Her name is TARA MACKEY and I’ve posted her BIKINI SELFIES , her BEACH PHOTOSHOOTS , her , her NUDES ALONG WITH A MUSIC VIDEO and her own brand of HAUNTING MUSIC ….but these underwear selfies are my favorite…because they make me feel like hiding under the bed watching her get ready and that is kinda my thing… Look out for this one, she’ll be famous soon enough. I can tell.

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In Freaky White Folks News: Jennifer Lawrence Recounts The Time A Hotel Maid Found All Her “Rear Entry Adult Toys”! [Video]

Posted on December 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Do tell… Jennifer Lawrence Tells Embarrassing Sex Toy Story Via EOnline Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn’t in show business, she’d want to be a maid. Why, you ask? Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people’s stuff. Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable…you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys. “This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.” You shouldn’t need much more motivation to press play to hear the rest of JLaw’s story below. Hilarious story, but Katniss can’t convince us that she didn’t use at least ONE of those butt plugs, sorry. Image via WENN

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Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit….. Pics via PacificCoastNews