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Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day

Irina Shayk from Russian babe in the sex trade, to model in the Swimsuit issues, to scenester and woman at all the important events, to Hollywood baby momma and possibly wife, I don’t really know what her marital status is, I just know that girl is a solid Russian, perfectly calculating, like when you get a lap dance with one and they take you for all the money you have and threaten you if you don’t pay them in full, because they know how to fucking cheat you with their tits, and they have muscle behind them to kill you if needed…Russia…both the people who chose your election process for your president, and the home of hot soulless pussy… I’m a fan….even if this is her mom body…check out them hips…I’d say they don’t lie like that song, but she’s a Russian and lying is her foundation…of who she is as a person. With being a Hollywood wife – she gets to go to Cannes…but she was probably going there when she was just a sugar baby too…life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day

Mischa Barton made it to Cannes – which is amazing – because for the longest time I just assumed Mischa Barton was on the cusp of death, but in recent months she had one drug or alcohol induced freak the fuck out that was hilarious to watch, and one sex tape that got her on Dr Phil talking about how mean exes can be, when we all know she was part of that marketing campaign, a weak campaign, but people like sex tapes…then she did a campaign for low level hooker water in a bikini…and now she’s in Cannes…like a real actress and celebrity from the hit show the OC and the dead girl puking under her bed in the Sixth Sense you probably jerked off to….because dead girls under the bed is your think you fucking predator. Here she is – GLORY DAYS are AHEAD OF US… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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