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Madonna is Still Obnoxious of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering, and I know you were, because the song Material Girl really connected with you back when it came out, at least to the point where you were bouncing around your house singing it in your mom’s dress in front of the mirror until your dad walked in on you and beat the fuck out of you for being a little queer, something he didn’t ever accept or want in his house, forceing you to supress that part of your life, but take on carpentry or Football to prove to him how much of a man you are, blocking out that love for Madonna for your entire life, leaving you unsure why every time her songs come on you feel like crying….Madonna is fuckin’ ridiculous.

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Blake Lively’s Cleavage on Set of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blake Lively’s got a push-up bra, just thought you should know.

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Melody Thornton and Her Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Melody Thornton bitch from Pussycat Dolls showing off her legs and the fascinating thing about her is that I couldn’t figure out if she was a fucking Mexican or a black chick and it turns out she’s fucking both, something I thought was impossible based on every single time I tried to have sex with a black girl and it pretty constant cuz I love black girls, I’ve been rejected, I guess this just proves that the world is a bigger than just my insignificant life. I had no idea now here are her legs.

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Old Tired Haggard Sluts Hanging Out Together of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….