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Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Have Still Got It

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Have Still Got It

Obviously Elizabeth Hurley is getting older, but I have to say that her breasts still take a great picture. Here she is in some photoshoot for a clothing line or something that’s probably only relevant to women with brittle bones or weak bladders or who need pills that soften their stool, but she’s still looking pretty damn awesome so who gives a crap. I wouldn’t have any problems helping this old bird into a hot bath to soak her bunions. Call me.

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Old Tired Haggard Sluts Hanging Out Together of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….

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