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Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position…. Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right… The post Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini in the Domincan of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Plastic Surgeon daughter Chloe Grace Moretz who has a freaky pervert creeper fan base of her own – despite not being hot – or taking advantage of some of the dad’s services – unless of course this is after her built her in his operating room – before sending her off with her brother to make the family proud in movies…. But she’s at the beach jumping, like some clunky ballerina, all these girls are trained ballerina’s it’s part of the parents trying to prostitute them…. THIS probably ISN’T a fetish in and of itself, which doesn’t really apply to Chloe Grace because she’s a fetish in and of herself, guys are just into her for her action / comic book character role, and nerds are consistent in their obsessions…so anything she does, even if she’s average level hot, is enough for them…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini in the Domincan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think that Dakota or Elle Fanning are the same person, just cast different, not because they look the same, but because my brain is pretty much raped by too much information that I can’t tell them apart….I just know they are creepy little actors who clearly have parents who also don’t bother telling them apart, but rather spend more time figuring out and navigating the entertainment industry to ensure they get work, get cast, get paid, make the family money and keeps the FANNING name alive…because fanning, is not just something you pay Thai hookers on Thailand vacations to do to you after sex…it’s just the more important kind of Fanning than these or this Fanning… The post Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailee Steinfeld is some Hollywood actress who realizes that there’s more money in shitty music, you know with tours and merch and everything, plus it’s so much fun to play a popstar all dancing on stage, despite being big and awkward…rather than filming one or two movies a year that take around two to three months a year to make…leaving 9 more months to leverage that fame to make the family as much money as possible…thanks to guilt you can assume her parents make her feel when she doesn’t work, despite being 18, due to the sacrifices the family has made to give her this fucking career in the first place…even though the family has always been LA based JEWS and not really a story of struggle, packing up the van with nothing to break into the industry…a mom sucking every dick she can to get a head…and a daughter forced to watch because they live in said van and there’s not much privacy in a fucking van…. So we can assume, her acting and singing is the equivalent of working at Disney for the summer or on Weekends, it requires about as much talent and is probably less demanding than working as a waitress through college…it just pays a lot more and takes her to great places like BARBADOS…in a bikini top…where she doesn’t have that “fresh 18 year old in a bikini pussy I want to taste” pervert vibes…she’s more like the weird 18 year old you didn’t fuck in high school, but should of, because no one talked to her and she’d be easy to get up inside… All this to say, at least she’s not at Coachella. The post Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner disgusts me. She is just garbage, last week’s kitchen garbage, exploited at her expense to make the family money, and she’s managed to maintain the doughy Kardashian monster look, and she should be taken outback and shot, or maybe her plastic surgeon should, for fucking up a kid, but not nearly as much as her mom and transdad did…. Young people know who she is, care who she is and I guess lazy, young, possibly fake ass because her family needs a fat ass, her family loves plastic surgery and does everything for money, even on the white ones…to cash the fuck in… Well she’s wearing a red thong, showing it off, to get her audience and the paparazzi excited, or maybe because she’s wearing one size too small on purpose as they are all calculated, contrived shit…shit that I guess is being contained on this pig with underwear…underwear you’d probably buy off ebay to sniff…to see what strand of AIDS TYGAs tranny fucking dick gave her… She’s not hot, either is her underwear… The post Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner disgusts me. She is just garbage, last week’s kitchen garbage, exploited at her expense to make the family money, and she’s managed to maintain the doughy Kardashian monster look, and she should be taken outback and shot, or maybe her plastic surgeon should, for fucking up a kid, but not nearly as much as her mom and transdad did…. Young people know who she is, care who she is and I guess lazy, young, possibly fake ass because her family needs a fat ass, her family loves plastic surgery and does everything for money, even on the white ones…to cash the fuck in… Well she’s wearing a red thong, showing it off, to get her audience and the paparazzi excited, or maybe because she’s wearing one size too small on purpose as they are all calculated, contrived shit…shit that I guess is being contained on this pig with underwear…underwear you’d probably buy off ebay to sniff…to see what strand of AIDS TYGAs tranny fucking dick gave her… She’s not hot, either is her underwear… The post Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money… Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance… I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good… That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity… THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Has a Pretty Intense Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner’s mom is Kris Jenner. Her sister is Kim Kardashian. She is the baby of this generation…the last to be shat out of Kris Jenner’s fame whore vagina..the last tool in the toolbox that her box farted out when it was looking for money…that could be fame whored to make the family more money, generate more buzz, and take this porno video Kim produced to another level, because it is so much bigger than Kim being penetrated by black cock, it transcends to the youth..future generation of these people…and in being a tool to fame whore for her mom…slutty bikini pics, that aren’t that slutty at all, but that are just of a 17 year old in a bikini, nothing worse that shit that has been happening for generations, since 17 and 18 is not that different, and more importanlty, since hs’e in fucking clothes…and isn’t in a sex tape with her 25 year old black rapping boyfriend, but she may one day be, because that’s what happens when you look up to your big, round, ass implanted sister who is the reason anyone cares about you or your disgusting family… Now I am not into teens, they bore me, they are dumb as fuck, they annoy me, even when broken in….and 16 is legal in Canada, but I still aim for 30…but I’m sure you can appreciate the youthfulness in this tacky bikini…for social media… Here’s Kendall in a very important make-up ad, because she’s a real model The post Kylie Jenner Has a Pretty Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Serena Williams Models Lingerie of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In things that I think should never happen in the history of humanity – here is Serena Williams modeling lingerie….becuase I guess at her level of rich and famous athlete, she can do whatever the fuck she wants…. Not to mention, I’ve met countless white dudes, who aren’t even Tennis fans, who think she’s the hottest thing ever, mainly because her ass has a mind and body of it’s own…it’s ridiculous…the kind of ass your penis can’t penetrate, even when you have a 14 inch penis…and the crazy thing in all this is that she only dates white guys, because let’s face it, tennis is pretty fucking White… So maybe I am wrong about calling her “Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs RIP” all these years…maybe thinking she was a boy, put in girls tennis, to make the family money was a misstep on my part…maybe she’s actually destined to do lingerie modeling…the next Victoria’s Secret model…you know the athlete edition for their sports line…they’ve let a Kardashian into their empire, at least Serena would make sense… Here are the pics.

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Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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