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La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day

Seems like a lot of whores went to the premiere of this movie in Cannes: The Unknown Girl (French: La Fille inconnue) is a 2016 Belgian film directed by the Dardenne brothers and starring Adèle Haenel. It tells the story of a female medical doctor who sets out to find the identity of an unknown young woman who died after she was refused surgery. It was the place to jerk off…in your tuxedo, or if you’re like me, in your janitor’s bucket after sneaking onto the the scene… Seriously, so many models…I guess these Belgian dudes work in fashion…why else would all these opportunists who already have rich husbands be there…other than for a luxury red carpet media hit.. I guess what I am saying is that this looks a lot like my summer pool parties…except less obesity, exposed mouth herpes, and teeth…. Alessandra Ambrosio and her Implants were there: TO SEE THE REST OF ALESSANDRA CLICK HERE Eva Herzigova was There Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe TO SEE THE REST OF EVA CLICK HERE Rosie Huntington Whitely was there in Red TO SEE THE REST OF ROSIE CLICK HERE Laetitia Casta wore some Slutty Outfit Like the 90s TO SEE THE REST OF CASTA CLICK HERE Irina Shayk Was There – She’s Perfect – But Looks Horrible… TO SEE THE REST OF Irina CLICK HERE Helen Mirren Was There TO SEE THE REST OF Mirren CLICK HERE The post La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I want to Tsunami all over her womb….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…never to come between us…I want to trap her in my basement…so I can have her all for myself….and she ends with her pregnant…if she’s not too old for that…so that like the last Tsunami, she can have nightmares about it for the rest of her life…. You can never have too many TSUNAMIS….. She’s in Cannes, she’s in a bikini, she’s resurfaced after being off the radar for a while, something she’s becoming known for, we call it CLASSIC Petra…”where did she go”….”did you look up the tree”….and I guess in everything she does…it’s to keep her lost Fiance’s memory alive…even photoshoots with other photographers…like they did together..like he didn’t matter…like life can go on without him…because it can and it does… I like her hair, it looks cum curled…my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid StilL Doing It of the Day

How funny is it that we live in a world where a rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up less successful sister of another rich attention seeking plastic surgery jacked up – but with softer features who has positioned herself as a “model” some people even call her a “supermodel”…because that’s just the way things work…. Social media decides what matters, rich people can invest in social media, and idiot out of college 22 year old media buyers and bookers at the brands, buy into it…but it’s all a fucking rich kid lie…this is like a couple of rich kids going to a studio with a studio producer their dad hired and becoming Lana Del Rey…while actual talent is stuck working at SUBWAY…. So Bella Hadid, the less interesting, more exotic, dating the Weeknd from Toronto, who still fucks girls I know in Toronto shows up to an event in Cannes…in a skimpy, revealing dress…. Firstly, it’s France, this is like wearing a snowsuit. Secondly, this is Cannes and filled with trashy half naked hookers with no class, who should be dressed a little classier, but why bother since they know who and what they are…whores…lastly, she’s naked on the fucking internet…if you want to see her fake tits…google that shit… I just don’t believe people actually care, I just assume they are like me and we post this shit because we fear our sites dying off without the sluts…banking on the perverts looking for pictures already posted all over the internet – but served by me…right? She’s really fucking milking this….and you’re all buying into it… The post Bella Hadid StilL Doing It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

Nothing says relaxation like a solid, upside down, yoga pose…performed by a serverly medicated, Emily Smart style caged dancing monkey, used to make the family lots of money… Ok maybe her tits at the teen choice awards….the other day…when they let her out of her cage…and where I assume she made signs for the public to save her…but they didn’t…because we are horrible people, who like to mind our business, while making the dancing monkey dance… I saw a girl doing Yoga in the park yesterday, and all I could think about were the stories about how much women fart in yoga, that and imagining eating her ass, it was good… That said I like to think her yoga, is not for farting, but is her plotting her escape, just getting fit enough to really squeeze through the barbed wire fence and run to another country for immunity… THAT SAID TO SEE HER AT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOWING TIT CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day

I didn’t care about the Nicki Minaj nipple slip at some Vancouver concert…or as they call it…a wardrobe malfunction… I hate when people call it a wardrobe malfunction… I don’t find Nicki Minaj nipple exciting, hot, interesting, or even worth noticing… There are so many better, less successful sure, but way cooler nipples to look at… Hell, I would rather look at your nipple than this trash… No, I will not suck it while you jerk off..that’s gay… Fine, I wouldn’t rather look at your nipple than her nipple, but I still don’t care about her nipple.. THis isn’t Janet Jackson superbowl half time you know… This is the porn era, and unless her dude has his baby arm spreading her large anus apart… This isn’t exciting…she’s dumpy…and a lie…make her go away…thanks.. Here is the best video on the topic.. To see more of the Concert Pics CLICK HERE The post Nicki Minaj’s Unfortunate Not Really a Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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DJ Jon Gosselin: Coming to a Club Near You (Seriously)!

Troubled, nearly broke and occasionally homeless father of eight Jon Gosselin has found yet another career to pursue, and it’s definitely his most ambitious yet: Where’s it at?! He’s got two turntables and a microphone! That’s right, everyboy give it up for DJ Jon Gosselin! What a long, strange trip it’s been for Eastern Pennsylvania’s hottest DJ. Before the golden years of Jon & Kate Plus 8, he worked in IT. Then he had eight kids and became a full-time reality star slash Kate Gosselin’s verbal pinata. But hey, the pay was good. Until the show and marriage imploded. Then he spiraled out of control, becoming a less successful reality star, friend of Michael Lohan, Ed Hardy poster boy, and dater of young, desperate girls. Soon enough, he was back to a regular 9-to-5 life, finding work as a solar panel installer, then waiting tables to pay the bills (and pulling guns on photographers ). Following recent reports that Jon Gosselin was broke and evicted from the house he was renting, he apparently caught the DJ fever gripping this nation. The 37-year-old says he’s long been drawn to the gig, and has been training scratching, turning and mixing under veteran disc jockey DJ Koolie. Now he’s ready to take his act solo, and Jon has booked a gig in Allentown , Pa., as he seeks to make a name for himself on the local club circuit. Watch out Mark Ronson, DJ Jon is coming for you hard. What begins in small-time Keystone State venues could soon become a global thing, baby. Or not. Started from the bottom now we … back at the bottom. 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV 1. Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin is one of the most frequent results if you run a Google image search on “reality TV douchebag.” True story.

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Fat Poppy in a Blue Bikini of the DAy

Here’s Cara Delevingne’s fatter, less successful, socialite sister who still got to become a model thanks to her family hook-ups and her interest in doing nothing but partying, but who never became the it girl her sister became, since Karl Lagerfeld didn’t like her as much…and because A-List lesbians didn’t fuck her as hard in front of the paparazzi…but she’s not giving up, she’s not throwing in the towel…she’s got some fight to be just as famous as her sister, she can work the paparazzi too…she can ride her sisters name and achieve greatness…which in their case isn’t accomplishing anything substantial, just THIRST TRAPPING on a professional level. For those of you who don’t know what THIRST TRAPPING is… It is when girls get half naked on instagram for likes…these girls do it for the paparazzi…but essentially it’s the same hustle. I Like her vagina Dangle…in her not quite tight enough…wet bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

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Google’s New York Office Is a Glorious Catalog of Dot-Com Clichés

Techie office accoutrements like razor scooters and free food faced mass extinction at the end of the last dot-com boom nine years ago. Google brought them back in full force, judging from pictures of its New York office. Business Insider has the full, 29-picture photo tour .

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