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Sarah Palin’s Fun New Game: Stop Drivers With Obama Bumper Stickers and Yell At Them [Suggestions]

On Saturday, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin told a crowd of people to stop the drivers of Subarus with Obama bumper stickers and ask them “how is that that hopey, changey thing working for you?” A wonderful idea! Just a harmless suggestion to engage your fellow citizens in some friendly political dialogue! What could possibly go wrong with that? (Also, hah, “Subarus.” Sarah Palin is telling her followers to annoy yuppies in Brooklyn, for some reason?) Bumper sticker talk about three minutes in. [Picture: deltaMIKE on Flickr ]

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Here Is Jesse James Doing a Nazi Salute While Wearing a Nazi Hat [Nazis]

We all knew it was coming: The infamous picture of Jesse James wearing an SS officer’s hat while doing the “sieg heil.” These are two things you do not want to do by themselves. Together, they are exponentially worse. According to Inside Edition , from whose broadcast that picture was captured, the picture was taken in 2004 while James and Sandra Bullock were dating. It is the same kind of hat that everyone freaked out about when it appeared on James’ mistress Bombshell “Bombshell” McGee. But sources tell the show Jesse James is “not a neo-Nazi” and that he took the pictures for “shock value.” Shocking, that he would do such a thing. Couldn’t this have waited until after Passover? Here is a picture of the hat, just in case you were wondering if it actually was a Nazi hat or some sort of misshapen milkman’s cap: (via ONTD ) And if you can’t get enough of Jesse James in a Nazi hat, here is the Inside Edition segment:

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Is the U.S. Government Spying on a Tiny Secret-Sharing Website? [Espionage]

Wikileaks.org is a website legendary in certain circles for posting documents people want hidden from the world. The Pentagon is not a fan. Now, Wikileaks is accusing the U.S. of spying on its editors. Tonight, Wikileaks tweeted that it was “currently under an aggressive US and Icelandic surveillance operation,” and provided a few creepy details: These might sound like the paranoid rantings of an Internet nutjob, but coming from Wikileaks we are inclined to the believe them: In 2008, the Pentagon commissioned a report on the site, which found that “‘WikiLeaks.org represents a potential force protection, counterintelligence, OPSEC and INFOSEC threat to the U.S. Army’ – or, in plain English, a threat to Army operations and information,” according to the Times . (Wikileaks posted the report to its site last week.) Wikileaks, which is run by a 9-person advisory board, has built a reputation based on its impressive record of posting secret documents like the ones that threaten the U.S. Army. These include emails hacked from Sarah Palin’s private account, 570,000 pager messages from 9/11 and the infamous climate change scientist emails. They have also posted sensitive U.S. military documents—most prominently the standard operating procedures for Guantanamo Bay. Judging from their tweets, Wikileaks believes the surveillance is related to an upcoming presentation where they will show unencrypted footage of a May 7 U.S. airstrike in Afghanistan which killed 97 civilians: The Pentagon had originally planned to show the video as proof that it had conducted the operation appropriately, despite having used airbursting bombs with civilians in the area. They later back-pedaled , likely because video was actually more incriminating than they first believed. Wikileaks obtained a copy of the encrypted video, and in January they tweeted “Have encrypted videos of US bomb strikes on civilians… we need super computer time.” They must have got that super computer time, and now U.S. authorities may be acting positively Chinese. Secret-sharing websites like Wikileaks have proven adept at dealing with legal challenges: When Cryptone.org was shut down by Microsoft earlier this year a mirror site was up within hours. But pissing off the government regarding national security matters is a whole other level. If anything happens to Wikileaks, you know who is responsible. (If you’re wondering what the editors were doing in Iceland: Wikileaks is currently helping draft legislation that would make the country a safe haven for investigative journalists. Ha!)

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SEC Employees Were Masturbating to Kiddie Porn While Your Economy Tanked [Finance]

Over the past two years, more than a dozen Securities and Exchange employees and contractors have tried to view pornography on government computers at least 8,273 times. Here’s what they were looking at while the global financial system cratered. The Washington Times broke the story of the SEC’s porn problem , which became the subject of numerous inspector general investigations, last month. And Dealbreaker subsequently published one report of an inspector general investigation into an SEC regional supervisor who viewed transvestite porn at work as stress relief. Now we’ve obtained reports of 16 investigations into porn-surfing by SEC employees and contractors (one of them is a woman!), including one man who said his daily porn viewing at work was limited to “no longer than an hour and a half a day.” The man told investigators that his porn habit grew out of looking at photos of men in bathing suits, which is sometimes known as “gateway porn”: It’s unclear from the investigation report precisely what the man did (or does) for the SEC, but its clear from the context of an interview transcript that he attended graduate school and works in a professional capacity. Two video files found on his computer were referred to the FBI because investigators suspected that the men depicted having sex in them were underage: Anyway, here’s the full list of sites referenced in all the investigations. Enjoy!

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SEC Employees Were Mastubating to Kiddie Porn While Your Economy Tanked [Finance]

Over the past two years, more than a dozen Securities and Exchange employees and contractors have tried to view pornography on government computers at least 8,273 times. Here’s what they were looking at while the global financial system cratered. The Washington Times broke the story of the SEC’s porn problem , which became the subject of numerous inspector general investigations, last month. And Dealbreaker subsequently published one report of an inspector general investigation into an SEC regional supervisor who viewed transvestite porn at work as stress relief. Now we’ve obtained reports of 16 investigations into porn-surfing by SEC employees and contractors (one of them is a woman!), including one man who said his daily porn viewing at work was limited to “no longer than an hour and a half a day.” The man told investigators that his porn habit grew out of looking at photos of men in bathing suits, which is sometimes known as “gateway porn”: It’s unclear from the investigation report precisely what the man did (or does) for the SEC, but its clear from the context of an interview transcript that he attended graduate school and works in a professional capacity. Two video files found on his computer were referred to the FBI because investigators suspected that the men depicted having sex in them were underage: Anyway, here’s the full list of sites referenced in all the investigations. Enjoy!

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SEC Employees Were Mastubating to Kiddie Porn While Your Economy Tanked [Finance]

A New Word for ‘Hipster:’ The Final Vote [Polls]

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace “hipster” has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything . So, vote. A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS. Doucheoisie Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty. Minus: Does it really describe hipsters , in particular? Also: Due to our nominal “douche” ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened “Schwazzie” form. Fauxhemians Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily). Minus: Is it mean enough? Pabstsmears Plus: Cleverly references PBR. Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur. Probos (professional hobos) Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on. Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals? Trendsluts Plus: Deliciously zingy. Minus: Might offend sluts. What Will We Call Hipsters? survey [Pic: LATFH ]

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Meet the Obama Death Tweeter Who Will Be Arrested Today [Threats]

Maybe not today, but very soon! His name is Jay Martin and he has spent the evening making sure everyone on Twitter knows he is “dead fucking serious” about wishing death upon Barack Obama . According to his Facebook page, Jay Martin graduated from Vatterott College last year with an IT degree and currently resides in Federal Way, WA. His About Me Page says: “Socially aware, Deep thinker, Artistic, Hip Hop Aficionado, free thinker, Funny Guy.” Oh, and he really, seriously, honestly, wants to kill President Barack Obama. (Thanks for the add, Jay!) It started with this dispatch from Martin’s Twitter account —we’re guessing inspired by tonight’s health care vote: After a bunch of users were like, WTF? Are you serious? Martin responded: But, like, seriously, Jay Martin. Do you REALLY want to kill Barack Obama? Please erase all doubt from our mind: Yikes, OK. Um. We’ll give you one more chance… You say you’re a “funny guy.” So this is just a really, really tasteless joke. Right? RIGHT!? Well! Hope you have a good lawyer. You will definitely need it. Although, Jay Martin is actually pretty excited about his impending legal troubles! You may say you “didn’t do anything wrong,” but the law—specifically 18 USC Sec. 871: —does not agree with you. Jezebel already went over this ! Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. When asked for comment via Twitter, Martin responded. Well, no. Honestly, we wanted to give you one last chance to say anything that might convince us and the authorities you are just some idiot kid pounding randomly on a keyboard rather than an idiot kid who is actually issuing serious death threats against the president via Twitter. We will remind you that this conservative blogger is currently under investigation by the Secret Service for saying way less. Hey, FBI, here’s your guy!

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Michele Bachmann Cannot Spell ‘America’ or ‘Congresswoman’ [Oops]

Michele Bachmann , the batshit-crazy Republican congresswoman from Minnesota, is either illiterate or so sick of the liberal conspiracy to take over the US that she’s started her own country, called ‘Amarica’ ( on Yahoo searches at least ). [ DCeiver’s Twitter ]

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Vote For the New Word for ‘Hipster’ [Polls]

You hipsters really came through. We asked for a new slur to replace “hipster,” and nearly a thousand of you (presumably unemployed) commenters made suggestions . Jesus. We’ve narrowed it down to 20. Cast your vote below. [ Read them all before voting! Note on criteria: I tried to stick to words that could, theoretically, have a chance of being used widely, by humans, in spoken language. Honorary shout out to all the insane grammarians whose ideas were good but unwieldy. Your work is appreciated.] What Should We Call Hipsters? survey software [Pic: LATFH ]

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The Night Brooklyn Took Over Manhattan [Invasions]

They came on foot, by bicycle and skateboard. They filled the Soho streets like a dirty flood. Traffic was blocked and the Fire Department was called. It was an art opening for pictures of naked people and everyone was there. This event comes at sort of an awkward time for us, taxonomically speaking. If we were still allowed to use the word “hipster” we would definitely classify Ryan McGinley as a “hipster photographer.” He is maybe best known for setting up road trips of attractive people and photographing them frolicking in natural settings, naked and generally having a rad time. (He did this for Wrangler once .) He can be thought of as a less creepy Terry Richardson . For this is he is rich and famous. Tonight, the Team Gallery hosted an opening party for Ryan McGinley’s new show. For a night, a street in Manhattan was Brooklynized. What transpired can only be conveyed in slide-show form. Here is the invite for the Ryan McGinley show, “Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere.” Notice the ironic (MAYBE?) tattoos and jewelery. Notice how the boy is skinny and naked. Obviously, if you see this in the window of a coffee shop on Bedford you go to where it tells you to go. [ via ] Even before the opening, this Twitter user was nervous. Nervous, likely, because it was unseasonably warm and she had not yet gotten right side of her head shaved for spring. Too late, the art opening was about to begin! Outside the gallery. For the Brooklynite fretting about the rare trip into the hustle-and-bustle of Manhattan, sweet relief: People milling about! Other people pushing bicycles around! A person pointing a very nice video camera at nothing in particular! Let’s get this street party started. [ ArtObservered ] Then this happened. 1) Guy in the headdress. 2) Lower right corner: Alright, who brought their parents!? [ MikeNouveau ] Welcome to Brooklyn. [ RatherBeBiking ] Brooklyn ruled the street, but inside, Manhattan partied. Here is a picture of McGinley taken from the twitter account of New York’s most famous mail-order bride, Lera Loeb. [ LeraLoeb ] FREE BEER. (And art.) [ MJFIII ] “Dude, the gallery opening totally got shut down by the fire department!” [ MikeNouveau ] Fuck it: They were hipsters.

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