On the season two premiere of Khloe & Lamar , viewers watched one Kardashian sibling grow frustrated by her man’s lack of sexual desire, while another Kardashian sister got annoyed by that same man’s inattentive friendship. Read on for THG’s recap of the episode, +/- style… We see shots of Kim Kardashian pretending to kry over Kris Humphries. MINUS 127 . Khloe refers to Lamar as “Lammie.” MINUS 1 . Lamar laments Rob Kardashian moving out. He looks to be on the verge of tears. PLUS 7 for what appears to be a legitimate bromance. Khloe installs her own sex swing, saying “this is like, so much work, to be a sexual person.” It proceeds to collapse the moment she sits in it. PLUS 8 for Khloe’s efforts, and PLUS 8 more for our avoidance of any fat jokes here. Rob is mad at Lamar for not attending his Dancing with the Stars tapings. Lamar is mad at Rob for blowing off lunch with him and Khloe. MINUS 11 for this bromance turning into a romance. “I haven’t seen this many sex toys since college,” says Lamar upon enterting Khloe’s “Sex Chamber of Love.” MINUS 17 for lying. The guy went to the University of Rhode Island, not Arizona State. “Men get more hormonal periods than women do,” Khloe says. MINUS 3 for using the word period . “Even when I’m not there, he should know I’m still there. Sometimes, though, I think he wants me there in a physical sense.” PLUS 4 for Lamar finally getting it. MINUS 13 for Rob and Lamar’s handshake. MINUS 3 for Khloe and Lamar’s wedding photo blanket. Khloe realizes that what she has with Lamar is “pure” and doesn’t have to always be based sex. PLUS 5 for coming to that realization and PLUS 4 for the episode ending with Lamar motor-boating his wide. TOTAL : Minus 147
This week on the Jersey Shore, the “family” continued to experience all kinds of ups and downs. Vinny fell for a lesbian, Pauly acquired a new stalker, JWoww fought with Roger, Snooki acted ridiculously and no one could figure Mike out. Pretty standard stuff, really. We are happy/sad to report that no one threw down! How did it all play out in Seaside Heights? Let’s recap Jersey Shore , THG style! The Situation gets the dirt from his brother on his recent date with Deena’s sister. Yep, that happened. As if this crew weren’t incestuous enough. Minus 12 . “The real Mike is back and I love watching all the $h!t he does.” – Pauly, after Mike decides he’s going all out to start some $h!t again. Game on, brah. Plus 5 . Mike’s plan to CRUSH Snooki by having his boy The Unit tell Jionni all about Sitch and Snook’s sexy times failed because Unit was in Miami. Too bad? Plus 11 . Snooki tries to hang out with The Situation. Always a dangerous move. Minus 3 . Vinny juggles two girls at the bar. Good to be back, right? Plus 11 . Deena keeps Vinny’s other girl occupied. Wing-meatball! Plus 8 . The more “hotass” of the two is Nicki, who is a lesbian. Vinny tried to get it in anyway, and Plus 7 for the effort, but Minus 14 for delusions. She bounced. JWoww ducks out early, hella annoyed that Roger was dodging her calls even though he was down the street on the boardwalk. We smell drama. Minus 9 . The next morning, Jenni finally got ahold of Roger, who said he didn’t have a phone and that’s why he took the day off. Sketchy, and she knows it. Minus 1 . Snooki attempts to master the art of sitting in a hammock. Fail. Minus 5 . Snooki cleans the Smush Room bed. Plus 15 for even attempting that, but Minus 40 for the imagery of some of the things that have probably gone on there. Snooki finds a hiding spot on the deck. Very stealthy. Plus 27 . Snooki complains about sunlight and mused that it’s always dark in Arkansas. Minus 10 because that’s not even true, and Minus 30 because she meant Alaska. Probably. Vinny’ smush with the backup girl was average. Good to know. Minus 5 . “Released some demons, you know.”- Vinny. Gross. Minus 13 . Deena and Snooki decide to skip out on their shift at the Shore Store. BOLD move, since it’s not actually a real job and the store only “hires” them for PR. Minus 10 . “Danny’s such an annoying.” – Deena. At least he’s not trying to “do sex.” Plus 8 . Pauly D has an encounter with his new stalker. Bosnian Grilled Cheese set the bar pretty high, so this girl had better be aware of what an elite club she’s in. Plus 4 . Are stalkers required to wear the same thing every day? Plus 3 . Roger told Jen he’d be an hour late for their date, which they canceled, as JWoww ripped him a new one without him having a chance to respond. Minus 8 . No Sammi and Ronnie drama to speak of, at least! Plus 22 . In a turn of events, Sitch went out for a drink with Deena and Snooki. Who he wants to ruin … about half the time. Dude’s moods are hard to predict, but Plus 5 . “A leopard never sheds its stripes.” – Deena, on Sitch. SO true. Plus 20 . The Situation teases Deena about becoming brother-and sister-in-law, but then gets nervous when Deena’s sister calls the house. Plus 9 for the expression above. Imagine Mike being your brother-in-law, though. Exactly. Minus 5 . Danny tells Deena and Snooki that if they get fired, they’ll have to leave the Seaside house. Minus 8 because there is absolutely no way MTV’s letting that happen. Pauly D and Vinny run into JWoww’s boyfriend at the gym. Dude’s not small. Plus 2 . He’s also not backing down after the way she acted, he tells them. Plus 3 . JWoww decides to swallow her pride and apologize to Roger. Plus 30 . The call (and episode) ended with an ultimatum: “So what’s it going to be?” Dun dun dun! EPISODE TOTAL: +17! SEASON TOTAL: +174! Jersey Shore …
What are we doing, readers? Did we just spend a half hour of our lives watching Kris Jenner talk about her bladder and her vagina? Have we no dignity?!? While I re-consider how I spend my free time, let’s review the latest scripted episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , THG style! Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kris vs. Khloe Kris Jenner often pees herself. MINUS 7 because I don’t care and because that’s gross. There’s apparently a rule of no phones at the dinner table in this household. Multiple TV cameras, though? No problem! PLUS 9 . Kris is upset because her kids keep giving her a hard time over her bladder in front of strangers. Unless me and her are tighter than I realized, MINUS 19 for her complaining about this to a TV camera. Bruce hopes to “inspire” others at a local heli-park. MINUS 12 . Bruce Jennifer is an Olympian decathlete, folks. These girls have to understand the value of money and hard work, Bruce says about his daughters. It’s true. PLUS 3 because you can’t just lie down, turn on a camera and invite Ray J into your room to get somewhere in life. Kim uses the word “romantical.” MINUS 47 . MINUS 112 because Kourtney just brought up her mom’s “leaky vagina.” We just watched Kris Jenner get a gynecological exam. MINUS 879 . Kourtney and Kris are now doing simultaneous kegel exercises. MINUS 1,179 . This is the worst half hour of my life. PLUS 11 for Kylie and Kendall going to a downtown mission and meeting the first black people they’ve ever seen who aren’t dating one of their siblings. Kris turns her bladder leaking into an endorsement deal. Our pain is her monetary pleasure, people. MINUS 83 . EPISODE TOTAL: -2,247. SEASON TOTAL: -2,581
The princes of the teardrop waterfall return with another new song for internet streaming in advance of this Sunday’s digital EP. It’s called “Major Minus” and it’s streaming here: (via P4K) The Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall EP is out digitally Sunday 7/26 via iTunes. The set features this song, the “Teardrop,” and one more Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Stereogum Discovery Date : 23/06/2011 23:06 Number of articles : 2
The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace “hipster” has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything . So, vote. A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS. Doucheoisie Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty. Minus: Does it really describe hipsters , in particular? Also: Due to our nominal “douche” ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened “Schwazzie” form. Fauxhemians Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily). Minus: Is it mean enough? Pabstsmears Plus: Cleverly references PBR. Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur. Probos (professional hobos) Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on. Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals? Trendsluts Plus: Deliciously zingy. Minus: Might offend sluts. What Will We Call Hipsters? survey [Pic: LATFH ]
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