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Shae Brock May Or May Not Be Trouble

When I saw these pictures of  Shae Brock , I wasn’t sure if the “pop star” was trouble or not. But since I’m such a nice guy and wanted to make sure none of us got a surprise visit from Chris Hansen over these leggy pictures, I double-checked, and according to my sources, it’s good news: Shae’s 19. Anyway, here she is on the set of some new movie (I think?), and that said, I guess Shae could still be trouble depending on your office’s policy on taking your pants off at work. I know not every workplace is as progressive as mine… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk Works It For Ginger Ale

Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case. Photos: WENN.com

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Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters…. Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams… Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator… The post Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefanie Knight Belongs In A Bikini

Man, I don’t know what’s in the water up there in Canada, but between Alyssa Barbara , Jayde Nicole and a bunch more I’m sure I’m forgetting because I have the memory of a goldfish, there’s been an awful lot of hotness coming out of the Great White North these days. And here’s the latest red-hot Canadian import: former Playboy model  Stefanie Knight with a booty so good, it should be part of the country’s official tourism ads. Yow. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Thrash Metal With Preschool Instruments

These two guys with their kiddie instruments may just be the best band in the world. Definitely much better than anything I hear on the radio!

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Blake Lively Legs of the Day

Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…

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Stephanie Pratt is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating. Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today… It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter…. Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years…. To See the Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn… So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is. Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying.. She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn… So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is. Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying.. She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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