I hate doing Kimberley Garner because NO ONE cares about her. I used to have some tracker that said how many people read a post and Kimberley Garner was consistently the worst.. We are talking a solid 100 people or less would look at her… Which I thought was shocking considering she’s a hot blonde with a hot body doing shameless bullshit in bikinis as she tries to get relevant….from a reality show in the UK, to living in LA to launch a career there…I really thought that it’d be easy to pull off… But then I realized she’s probably not very good at this internet thing cuz she doesn’t actually show her vagina and with her level of barely fame fame….you kind of have to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think I was yelled at by Janelle Monae the other day…but that could have been someone else at the grocery store….which seems to be the only place I socialize… Janelle Monae, not my Grocery Store clerk, is some high concept performer who you can tell thinks she’s an artist or performer or important…and that is irritating…but when stripped down to show their true self, you know what look like half naked, you can clearly see she’s average at best…so as important as she thinks she’s is, it doesn’t take away from how uneventful her bikini pics are… I don’t really believe her storyline – where she was raised working class, with a Janitor mother and Truck driver dad, in Kansas…only to end up at some Performing arts school in NYC…which all broke people can afford…..then in 2001 she made her way down to Atlanta where Outkast signed her and mentored her and gave her a career…I just think there is more to the story, you don’t just call Outkast and say “sign me”….and when you’re broke…you don’t just move from Kansas to NYC for school. Just another lie from some asshole trying to make her story more interesting so you buy her shitty music…or look at her in her shitty bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Janelle Monae Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Police Kill Dude at Point Blank CHeating Woman Pretends to be a Sex Doll Indian Woman Throwing Shit at her Wall High School Security Guard Roughs Up Kid…. Big Mac Wants His Money Car Pile Up Sex Doll of the Day The post Chinese Escalator Eats Janitor Feet and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Betty Got Them titties…She’s with Jughead on the beach showing off them titties, in what some people are calling “HER THIGHS RUB TOGETHER WHEN SHE WALKS”…..while other are just happy to see them titties. She’s from the worst show ever Riverdale..probably the third hottest on the show behind Cheryl Blossom and her mom on the show…that bitch from Twin Peaks… It is a show that I unfortunately have watched….every single episode of….making me a fucking weirdo who hates myself and even when I say that I watch it because I hate it, I confuse myself….but it’s true…I saw the janitor be outted as the Black Hood, a character that shouldn’t exist in some Teen bullshit show, but that does…and Betty and Jughead figured it out together…and I guess that love an support for each other, carries onto vacations to Hawaii…where she wears her bikinis with the titties on…and he remains awkward, weird, and unlikeable.. I am always a fan of bikini tits from TV or really anywhere…so take it in…this IRL and on TV romance like that Dude from Glee who died, or Kristen Stewart the lesbian, remains a marketing tactic for TV producers everywhere..but the bikini makes it work for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Betty Cooper’s Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Seems like a lot of whores went to the premiere of this movie in Cannes: The Unknown Girl (French: La Fille inconnue) is a 2016 Belgian film directed by the Dardenne brothers and starring Adèle Haenel. It tells the story of a female medical doctor who sets out to find the identity of an unknown young woman who died after she was refused surgery. It was the place to jerk off…in your tuxedo, or if you’re like me, in your janitor’s bucket after sneaking onto the the scene… Seriously, so many models…I guess these Belgian dudes work in fashion…why else would all these opportunists who already have rich husbands be there…other than for a luxury red carpet media hit.. I guess what I am saying is that this looks a lot like my summer pool parties…except less obesity, exposed mouth herpes, and teeth…. Alessandra Ambrosio and her Implants were there: TO SEE THE REST OF ALESSANDRA CLICK HERE Eva Herzigova was There Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe TO SEE THE REST OF EVA CLICK HERE Rosie Huntington Whitely was there in Red TO SEE THE REST OF ROSIE CLICK HERE Laetitia Casta wore some Slutty Outfit Like the 90s TO SEE THE REST OF CASTA CLICK HERE Irina Shayk Was There – She’s Perfect – But Looks Horrible… TO SEE THE REST OF Irina CLICK HERE Helen Mirren Was There TO SEE THE REST OF Mirren CLICK HERE The post La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
South Park brought the funny and also the profound, in a way, on South Park Season 18 Episode 3 . We started with Cartman putting a pink bow on his head telling the principal that he’s a “trans-ginger.” See, he’s really a girl, though he “lives a life of torture and confusion because society sees him as a boy.” When he makes girls feel uncomfortable in their own bathroom, Principal Victoria has no choice but to clear out the janitor’s closet and gives Cartman his own bathroom. He proceeds to deck it out with string lights, lace, and a Clapper, totally going Fifty Shades of Grey up on in it. Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 3 Online The following day, Wendy arrives at school dressed in a jean vest, hair cut short and her name changed to “Wendell.” Principal Victoria tells Cartman (now going by “Erica”) that he must share the bathroom with Wendell. You can imagine his reaction to this news, can’t you? Stan then goes to Randy with a deep question: Is it possible for someone to be one way on the outside but totally different on the inside? His response: “I am Lorde .” Wait… what?!? Randy explains that it started awhile back when he wanted gain access to the women’s bathroom at work. While inside, he started singing and writing. One thing (such as autotune) led to another (such as drum loops) and his voice and music were transformed into the music audiences now hear on The Hunger Games soundtracks. Can’t say we saw that storyline coming. Stan is now confused and wants to use Cartman’s bathroom, too, while co-workers at his office tell Randy to use an “executive bathroom.” This leaves him confounded about his identity once again. Cue E! News, which announces that Lorde hasn’t been heard from in days. However, Sharon gives him/her/it a pep talk: “If I could talk to Lorde … I’d tell her not to let people change who she is. If people are making fun of her, it’s probably because they’ve lost touch with being human.” This works, as inspirational music is followed by new a “Lorde” single, which the record executives and the children listen to. Randy is Lorde yet again, and all is right in the world of pop. If that makes any sense at all. We end with Principal Victoria telling the kids to just use whatever bathroom in which they feel most comfortable. So Stan goes into the “cis-ies” bathroom, singing. Remember to visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch South Park online and to relive the best South Park quotes .
I have heard this movie mentioned a lot lately, mainly by old horny bitches, and I haven’t bothered looking into it to see what it is actually about, because I don’t really give a fuck about male strippers, not even when they are being used to lure cunts like Olivia Munn into topless scenes, in efforts to raise her profile, cuz god fucking knows she’s been trying for fucking years…. I know, tits are fantastic under all circumstances, especially if you are a virgin loser who grew up buying into Olivia Munn’s nerd sympathy lie….but tits don’t impress me, especially not when they are from an attention seeker like this….but I’ll still watch them in action cuz I got nothing else to do…
Naya Rivera is some character on Glee, possibly the worst show on TV that I refuse to watch, but based on the main character’s face, the homosexual storylines, the fact that they are so politically correct it seems like it is a satire, or a joke, I feel justified…. I am not sure what this Naya bitch plays, but I’m thinking the janitor’s daughter who snuck over the border at the age of 10, only to be teased for her athletic ability, leading to her bull dyke lesbianism….but at least she’s not fat cuz fat is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pictures, since the paparazzi are fucking snakes. or as Bethany Frankel likes to call them “Wolverines” she loves to play with cuz it means she may get her pictures in a magazine, all it took was years of not eating, working out, fake tits, a stint on a shitty reality show….and a bikini…for people to give her the attention her busted face never got….and still doesn’t deserve to get…but America is a tabloid run world….these people are your choice……and really what it comes down to is that the highlight of these videos is the fake British Accent papaprazzi video host who was hired to sound legit….like a real host….as he runs off a useless script pretending to be news or comedy or whatever this is….that is safe to say has no fucking substance…..He’s probably the janitor in the building who dreams of an acting career…or someone who has a friend at the company who was like “I know a guy who can do a great British Accent, it’ll make our shitty videos seem so legit”…..amazing….at least more amazing than Bethany Frankel cunt in a bikini….but then again…most things are better than that….
