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Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal…. I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from….. Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture…. Pics via Fame

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Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights…. I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress…. Pics via Bauer

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Samantha Ronson to Lindsay Lohan: Lay Off the Crack!

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son … I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain’t one.” – Jay-Z If only Samantha Ronson could say the same. Whatever dumpster Lindsay Lohan ended up in last night, she got the obligatory, accusatory Tweets out first. Alleging that her ex is selling her out to celebrity gossip sites, along with plenty of other gibberish, the train wreck had this to say to her DJ ex: I’m pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood … illegally open NOW at this hour Asked me, after being here jus 4 Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I’ve ever done is fall for a girl Yep. All she’s ever done is fall for a girl … hurl drinks at a girl, accuse a girl of doing Miley’s ex , fall in a cactus, and have DFCS officials visit, etc. WHAT A MESS : We sympathize with Samantha . This rant apparently resulted from LL getting kicked out of a club (so much for her retirement ) last night at Ronson’s request after she went insane in there. Sam’s response to Lindsay’s online babbling was to Tweet the following: “I’m not here. This isn’t happening.” If I sing that to myself enough times will it be true? One more thing- if you’re gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in. Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. Indeed. We eagerly await her retaliatory Tweets once the janitor tosses the previous night’s trash into the bin outside the club and she wakes up in there. NOTE : Follow THG on Twitter … we won’t spread lies about you.

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Heidi Klum Sex Doll I Wanna Fuck of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now Seal is officially not the only one allowed to use Heidi Klum as a sex doll he can knock up whenever the fuck he wants….but so can the janitor at the wax museum that just introduced this hot body wax figure of the model.