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Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal…. I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from….. Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture…. Pics via Fame

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Michael Jackson Still Scares Me a Year After his “Death” of the Day

Kristen Stewart is Ugly in Her Skimpy Outfit of the Day

This is some real inbred shit…There is no way that the mother and father that created this awkward looking thing that I’d expect to see working the ice cream shop in special support shoes for inbred motherfuckers who have one leg longer than the other. I don’t expect her to be the “hottest” thing in Hollywood because of some bullshit teen movie that anyone with half a fucking brain knows is garbage…unfortunately proving that the general population doesn’t have half a brain and are just a gang of fucking retards that like amusement park rides and staring at bright fucking lights…. I find this bitch vile lookin’, perfect for the character in the vampire movie that gets killed in the first 5 minutes before the opening credits role, you know the janitor at a camp kind of motherfucker, but not the fucking love interest…..and here she is in a pretty skimpy skirt, lookin’ like white trash that’s actually whiter than every other white person….and here is that inbred backwoods shit….at a movie premiere with who I assume is her lesbian lover…but who really could be anyone in a revealing dress…. Pics via Bauer

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