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Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Posted on August 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit.. She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry… Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams… I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things… The post Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones who may or may not be one of January Jone’s previous children – as she’s into single mom shit.. She’s also into posting bikini selfies for attention…it may be a family thing…you know her daughter she raised in the basement producing youtube videos before selling to the entertainment industry… Jordyn Jones is a youtuber…and I think these selfies explain to you why….and that is because there’s a fucking bunch of perverts using youtube to jerk off…the world is a vast place and youtube is a massive website…meaning there’s a whole lot of fucking dudes jerking off to this girl who was sexualized at a young age for those Bieber dreams… I don’t know what else she’s done, I just know she’s….posting slutty content since kids are slutty these days…they’ve all grown up on porn and they are all ego attention seeking weirdos that take it upon themselves to grow their audiences….doing slutty things… The post Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eugenie Bouchard is a pro tennis player – and I have a female tennis fetish – so to me – her not hot in a bikini or bathing suit – or whatever the fuck that is – is erotic – knowing that she can hit a ball with grace and strategy, in a skirt, while grunting…. But I have eyes, and with those eyes, I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is no Anna Kournikova, you know tennis clickbait sold off to Enrique Iglesias. I can see that Eugenie Bouchard is weirdly shaped and large, I mean you have to be to go against the Williams sister….and I know that she’s a local hero, since she’s a rich kid from Montreal, where she got her start…but most importantly, she’s got a slutty party twin sister who is the hotter of the two to bring her up, as she probably makes 50% of Eugenie Bouchard’s earnings in some weird twin, in it together deal…but then again, they were rich to start, so who fucking knows… I just know, this bathing suit’s not doing anyone any favors. The post Eugenie Bouchard Not Hot in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Pink Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin’s got the pink hair on for her New Years celebration in Mimai…where she wore a bikini that I tried at least once to zoom in on to see whether I could see any discoloration of her anus…and I couldn’t…but I wanted to…thanks to her being the 21 year old aspiring model who may just finally make it..now that her friends have all made it…from Kylie the Face Stapled with meat products making babies, to Kendall who has withdrawn from her weird voyeur / exhibitionist app people follow her on, the Hadids, who are both way too famous for what they deserve to be…leaving this one…the last in line..hands out ready for her hand out…something we can assume she’s accustomed to being the daughter of a celebrity, but then you gotta think about Stephen Baldwin for a second and wonder if he was really that rich and famous enough to be a real provider to make this girl the brat that her friends are…or that even her cousin with way more famous parents are… I don’t know her upbringing, I can assume any 21 year old with 11 million followers on social media is a level of vapid, manipulative, overpaid, superficial, garbage cunt…but I also know that she’s not so bad in her bikini…in what I call “at least she’s not that sea monster Ireland”…. And really, as a 48 year old man, I shouldn’t be ripping into some egotistical, half naked, clickbait girl trying to make it as a useless addition to society, just what we need another girl posing in front of a camera, but I am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s Ireland Baldwin in her Underwear of the Day to balance out the family success with their failures… The post Hailey Baldwin Pink Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the most magical thing about 2018 is that Britney Spears is still being exploited by her parents like some kind of dancing monkey that earns them a shit ton of money – because she’s medicated and legally under their control – despite pushing 40… Her body is looking fit as fuck, thanks to discipline, hard training by the people who don’t allow her to do whatever the fuck it is she wants to do with her own money in her own life, because that would mean she wouldn’t be paying back into the family business they’ve set up for her. The whole thing, is a very creepy and sad story, but I like that her panties under her fishnets are getting smaller and smaller…makes for a public abduction, some Amy Smart shit, Basement dad with the daughter in the basement rasing their inbred kid, shit…that no one seems to protest, contest or try to save the girl… Here is a video The post Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land.. Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter… So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you. The post Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bloated Face Selena Gomez Outtakes from 2016 of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some pictures of Selena Gomez before the new Kidney, so I guess this the original Selena Gomez before she harvested a Kidney from a groupie she kept in her basement along with other groupies who are growing other organs she will need like the evil genius from Hollywood she is, up on some Scientology shit, make your own human parts and live forever!! She’s more bloated then, I guess water retention from having a broken Kidney… Here’s the video The post Bloated Face Selena Gomez Outtakes from 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Posts Recycled Topless Photo – All Get Excited of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this professional probably published in a magazine photo of Lily Rose Depp is already out there….it already exists..but 6 hours ago, she felt the need to share it with her fans – and I like to think of myself as her fan – not in a “my basement is wallpapered with pictures of her” kind of way, or in a “I jerk off to pics of her dad because he made her” kind of way but in a I hate celebrity children being all spoiled and entitled yet still getting what they want because the decision makers are pussies and fear what they think is powerful and rich and that can cost them their job – making for an army of these idiots just out there shamelessly self promoting even though they are already rich and can spend their days just chilling – but just chilling’s not enough for them…instead they have to rape us with their acting and modeling…it’s silly really..very silly…but as her number 1 fan…I must post it.. The post Lily Rose Depp Posts Recycled Topless Photo – All Get Excited of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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