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Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day

Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model… Despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Erupe or wherever Mcelvana is from, probably Scotland….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm thanks to some vacuum salesman saving her after spending a night sleeping in her barn after his car broke down… Well, she moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from Arkansas….with an eagerness to be the next big thing, the next big find, the next Disney Kid….. She may be freshly out of high school or she may be old and finally getting naked because her dreams haven’t panned out for her…but whatever it is…she’s getting naked and that’s what matters… I like this strategy of marketing and getting known…and hope it lands her a netflix series….because I can cross reference it against her bush…that looks like a blonde bush…which is a fetish to anyone into blondes…natural blondes…you know what I mean..and if you’re old enough you’ll remember that Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill scene I probably jacked off to 1000 times before access to porn. All this to say, here’s our girl Cyndy with a Double Y showing her Double D’s, that are probably not actually Double Ds…being her own boss… The post Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cynda Mcelvana Nude Model of the Day