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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

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Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur’s Fall Campaign of the Day

Monica Cruz is Penelope Cruz’s younger, hottter, less successful but thanks to that lack of success, and feelings of inadequacies, you know always comparing herself to her Oscar winning superstar sister, she’s willing to put up a fight to break down barriers, to get herself out there, so people know that the Cruz’s are more than just Penelope, and she’s doing that by partnering up with the hottest lingerie company around, Agent Provocateur, and is half naked in their latest campaign…all 1800s Jack the Ripper, hooker inspired, Syphilis ridden, septic filled streets greatness…..It’s pretty fucking hot, but I like all eras that aren’t this era…especially with half naked girls with daddy issues trying to outdo their older sisters to make a name for themselves…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Agent-Provocateur-Monica-Cruz.flv

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Stella Hudgens Sexy Twitter Bikini Hotness

For those of you who don’t know who this Stella Hudgens chick is, she’s Vanessa Hudgens sister…. That’s pretty much all I know about her, but she seems to be doing her best to get a little attention of her own by posting these Twitter pictures of herself hanging out in her bikini with friends. I don’t know if they’ll get her as much attention as her sister, but it’s a start. Worst case scenario she becomes another Haylie Duff or Monica Cruz . Keep shooting for the stars princess.

Monica Cruz Because Her Sister’s Pregnant

Now that super hottie Penelope Cruz is going to get all fat and pregnant with the spawn of that creepy guy from No Country For Old Men , I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look at her the same way ever again. I guess I’ll have to settle for the closest facsimile which is her sister Monica Cruz . Here she is modeling some bridal gowns, settle down princess we just met, looking pretty damn impressive. That tanned cleavage looks like a good place to lay my head for the night. Call me.

Amber Rose Hot Little Bikini Pictures

Here’s Kanye West’s ladyfriend Amber Rose hanging out in her sexy black bikini on the beach the other day. To be honest I don’t know if they’re still dating or not, I’m far too busy spending my days writing about celebrity boobs to keep track of what rapper is dating who, but I like the way she looks in her little bikini. I feel like these would be much better printed out and made into a sexy little flip book I could keep with me at all times just in case I get bored. Who wants and arts and craft project? more pictures of Amber Rose here

Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face. I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you…. Pics via Fame

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Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

Monica Cruz Drunk of the Day

Penelope Cruz got married to some dude named Javier who was in a movie with her and who is also Spanish and her sister Monica got fucking wasted and there’s something about wasted girls stumbling around, passed out on the sidewalk shoeless, that is porno to me and if I could, all women would act like this all the time, cuz that is when they make ill-decisions that usually lead to me having unprotected sex, or at least to me getting pics of their cunts while pantyless and spread eagled on a park bench…. This is my kind of girl….and if you happen to be a girl who accidentally just landed on the site…..take her lead…and send in pics…Thanks in advance. Pics via Bauer

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Amber Rose Walks The Streets In Her Short Shorts

I’m not sure why I post pictures of Kanye’s weird girlfriend Amber Rose , maybe it’s her healthy blond roots, obviously it’s because she likes to wear her silly futuristic stripper outfits and I like the idea of futuristic strippers. Lady humanoids walking the streets turning space age tricks. Hot stuff. Anyhow, here’s Amber in her little short shorts and 80’s rocker chick jacket strutting her stuff. Where does NASA stand on the humanoid hookers? They better not be keeping that sh#t to themselves.

Rihanna Is A Mess

Rihanna isn’t exactly known for her conservative outfits, I think this is as close as it gets, she’s only showing about twenty eight inches of leg this time. I’m more concerned with the shoulder pads

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Monica Cruz’s Smokin’ Cleavage In Elle

I’ve never been one for high fashion so I don’t read Elle magazine very often, I always thought the pictures were a little boring and stuck up. Until now

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