Now that super hottie Penelope Cruz is going to get all fat and pregnant with the spawn of that creepy guy from No Country For Old Men , I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look at her the same way ever again. I guess I’ll have to settle for the closest facsimile which is her sister Monica Cruz . Here she is modeling some bridal gowns, settle down princess we just met, looking pretty damn impressive. That tanned cleavage looks like a good place to lay my head for the night. Call me.
