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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Boobs Now

What do we have here? Other than a few random Twitter pictures, we haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere , so it’s nice to see her out in public looking good. Where did those impressive breasts come from? Maybe that’s why she’s been laying low all this time. I’m not judging, I love fake breasts, I’m just saying. She’s probably wearing one of those new bras that makes you taller and bustier and smarter and all the things women want. Hotness.

Emma Roberts’ Nice Pasty White Thighs

I’m not all that into really pasty white chicks, I prefer big tanned cleavage, but of all the pasty chicks out there I think that Emma Roberts is probably my favorite. Here she is showing off those long almost see through legs of hers in a nice pair of denim shorty shorts. I’m not sure she should be out in the sun this long, I think by the last shot she was starting to get sunburnt. Gingers are weird.

Caprice Drops Some Big Tanned Cleavage

I’m not all that sure who this Caprice woman is, but she looks very very talented. I’m going to assume that she’s either some sort of busty glamour model or she sells motorboats. You know what I’m talking about. I’ll take two please. Anyhow, whoever she is she sure knows how to fill out an evening gown. I love big tanned cleavage don’t you? It’s just so appealing.

Monica Cruz Because Her Sister’s Pregnant

Now that super hottie Penelope Cruz is going to get all fat and pregnant with the spawn of that creepy guy from No Country For Old Men , I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look at her the same way ever again. I guess I’ll have to settle for the closest facsimile which is her sister Monica Cruz . Here she is modeling some bridal gowns, settle down princess we just met, looking pretty damn impressive. That tanned cleavage looks like a good place to lay my head for the night. Call me.