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Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day

It’s Cameron Diaz’s 47th birthday… I hate Birthday posts, I think I even ranted about it this week….but I guess I’ll make an exception like all the other sites do…in order to post her sluttiest or some of her sluttiest that she was involved in before turning 47…. I am actually surprised she’s 47, it feels like she’s been around for fucking ever, acting in all her Romantic Comedies, playing the same character…the hot chick love interest…and I’ve never hated her, not until she found a love story of her own starring one of the Good Charlotte Twin Sisters….which is totally fucking embarrassing no matter how good he treats her…he’s a walking mall ad from late 90s suburbia forever branded lame as fuck…but I guess these hollywood types like who they know, and who Paris Hilton took on a test run before landing up inside this one, creating a Crazy HYbrid Herpe…that has a mind of its own and is going to take out humanity as we know it. POINT BEING she’s old, but retired before it was too late, and that is something other women should take note of, maybe mark in their diary, cuz social media is giving their afterlife, a second life, or half life…I can’t think of the life I’m looking for, in more ways than just finding the right word…but I guess Diaz has the life she’s looking for and it’s all thanks to being hot when she was younger…Yay Hot Chicks Getting Ahead for being Hot… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Happy Birthday Cameron Diaz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Retired Cameron Diaz Hard Nips of the Day

People call them pokies, I used to call them NIP-ON…titty boners…is she cold or is she turned on…who knows…she’s in her 50s, retired and I guess making an appearance to remind you that she has sex with one of the Good Charlotte twins, and if that isn’t embarrassing, considering she’s Cameron Diaz and could be with anyone who doesn’t look like teen angst from the 90s at the mall in the midewest trying to be cool….but I guess she’s too fucking old to really know what cool is. I wonder how much netflix has been throwing at her to get her back on screen acting as the old and tired love interest…..because people like nostalgia…and want that comeback tour….you know since she’s Cameron Diaz… The post Retired Cameron Diaz Hard Nips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner: Hinting at Breakup With Tyga on Instagram?

If you follow Kylie Jenner on Instagram , you know the girl usually doesn’t leave much to the imagination. But that doesn’t mean Kylie doesn’t like to occasionally tease her fans for a little mystery. Yes, it’s time to put on your Sherlock cap and bust out your magnifying glass, because that seemingly innocent selfie posted last night may contain a deeper meaning, and some social media sleuths are already trying to crack Kylie’s code. What’s interesting about the pic isn’t that Kylie’s having a hair day that brings to mind Cameron Diaz in There’s Something About Mary .  No, what really sets this selfie apart from the 4,654,837 that Kylie posted before it is the caption: “77 weeks ago,” Kylie wrote. Yes, it could just be a throwback photo from August of 2014, but Kylie posted a bunch of throwback pics last night, and she deleted them all except for this one.  View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner It’s worth noting that it was around that time that we first reported that Kylie was dating Tyga . Could her scared, side-eyeing expression she’s wearing by Kylie’s way of saying she regrets the decision? Maybe! Are we reading too much into a seemingly random Instagram post? Almost certainly! Still, Kylie is savvier than most folks give her credit for. When she posted a pic like this in the midst of the latest Tyga cheating scandal, she knew what people would think. And whether or not she’s really trying to tell us that she’s kicked him to the curb, she’s almost certainly enjoying the speculation. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

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Top 5 Webcam Scenes

The webcam is the ultimate voyeur’s delight and these five scenes are sure to delight any voyeur! From A-listers like Cameron Diaz in Sex Tape to big breakout roles like Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie , these Top 5 webcam scenes feature something for everyone!

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Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day

Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz… She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career…. I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with… Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil.. Here’s some LOHAN with a broken down face CLICK HERE The post Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian and Courtney Love: The Unexpected Selfie

Kim Kardashian shared a selfie on Instagram this weekend with someone whose lips may actually rival those of Kylie Jenner . Who even knew the reality star was friends with Courtney Love?!? The paths of these two stars crossed on Friday at a New York Fashion Week event, with Kim posting the photo and including with it a simple heart emoji as a caption. The expecting mother has her hair slicked back and is rocking a bead necklace. And, in a stunning turn of events, Kim is also showing off some cleavage . “One of the best shows I’ve ever seen!” Kardashian captioned a separate Instagram image of her and Kanye West ater they arrived at a celebrity-studded Givenchy event in The Big Apple. Half-sister Kendall Jenner walked the runway at that event. “Kendall really worked the runway and looked amazing,” an insider told Us Weekly, adding: “Kim and Kanye were smiling and chatting with each other and they both looked very proud of her.” Take a look back below at many past selfies in the Kim Kardashian photo collection: View Slideshow: 31 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet

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19 Celebrities Without Teeth That You Can Never Unsee

If you've ever wondered what your favorite star would look like toothless, wonder no more. Here are 19 celebrities without teeth. Get ready to be grossed out. 1. Anne Hathaway Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG. 2. Kristen Stewart From fangs to no teeth at all, Kristen Stewart still doesn’t smile. 3. Ellen This is what Ellen will look like in another 30 years. Get ready, Portia. 4. Rihanna Rihanna is missing teeth AND eyebrows here. Both are very, very important. Very. 5. Adele Did you know that teeth are important in the resonation of sound? Thank god Adele actually has teeth. 6. Jennifer Lawrence Our bestie Jennifer Lawrence has probably cracked up at this picture of herself no less than 8 times. That’s why we love her. She can take a joke. View Slideshow

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Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day

It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses….. It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief. But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense…. I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage…. But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend… So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag…. She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids… I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world… The post Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of July 6th

Naked News anchor Natasha Olenski is giving us the sexy rundown on this edition of Hollywood XPosed ! Highlights this week include Penelope Cruz ‘s missiles and a nip slip from Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky , Katarina Cas shaving her bush for Al Pacino in Danny Collins , and more!

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