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Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day

Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like… I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35… I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this.. Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel…. The post Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day

If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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