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Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day

Here’s some Nicole Richie showing off her mid 30 mom body and fake tits in a one piece bathing suit…because the irritating socialite and wife to one of the cheesiest dudes in the history of people to ever live in LA…the Good Charlotte sister who didn’t knock up Cameron Diaz… She’s in Mexico, and we can only hope their whole family is stuck there, left to deal with the hardest hitting hurricane to ever happen, because I’d like to see them get taken back by nature….for being part of the vapid cancer movement that created the Kardashians before sure decided to “legitimize” her career…. I’ve actually hung out with this cunt, once, not by her doing…it was when she was dating DJ Am, the DJ she dated and he invited me to his event here, and the promoters carted me around with this twat the entire night, where she drank and smoked and was rude, uptight but better looking than the bratty pig I expected her to be….the highlight of that night was trying to get her to give me Lohan’s number…which she didn’t do…but anything that got me one degree closer to Lohan was exciting in a pre-social media era where these idiots were actually impossible to get with… Anyway..Go Hurricane do what needs to be done…if you’re gonna kill anyone…make it count…spare the innocent travelers and locals…go for the AXIS of evil.. Here’s some LOHAN with a broken down face CLICK HERE The post Let’s Hope Nicole Richie is Still in Mexico for the Hurricane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Apr 30, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT Sometimes life, or videos of life, are better when personal injury happen in them…it was the format of America’s Funniest Home Videos… Because watching Kendall promote some new scooter for the lazy American people that she probably has equity in, since these girls don’t do anything for free….fake a slam…is less satsifying than an actual slam… I am not one of those people who love seeing people eat shit and hurt themselves, but sometimes when people are out there faking a fall, people who aren’t even real people but rather the worst kind of people, eating shit wouldn’t be so bad… It’s like talented athletes and good people who help the world have slammed and ended up with brain injuries…but the little brats who are out there capitalizing and mocking us while they do it…are the ones who the world would benefit most from losing.. That’s not to say I wish death or injury on anyone, but if you’re gonna fall, and you’re a kardashian…make it count….as I stare at the young fit ass that makes Kendall Jenner ok… The post Kendall Jenner Almost Dies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house… She’s not hot, but I still approve of her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luisa Zissman Nipple Dress of the Day

Luisa Zissman wore a pretty entertaining dress to the Bad Grandpa premiere…a dress we can all agree she knew was totally see through…but when you’re claim to fame is unknown to the general public and the fact you are even at a premiere is a big deal and a great photo op…you sure as fuck better make it count…and what better way than to show the world your nipples…I mean I could think of a few…from getting fucked on the red carpet…to being carried nude by midgets…but nipples is the classic move that can be played off as totally accidental…when nothing is accidental…especially when she probably stared at herself in the mirror for hours before leaving the house… She’s not hot, but I still approve of her.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosario Dawson Looks Good in May’s GQ of the Day

Rosario Dawson loooks awesome in GQ, sure SHe’s not as great as her full frontal scenes in her new movie that her boyfriend directed her in….all labia all the time…. I lost interest in her, not that I ever really had interest in this squatter turned high maintenance celebrity, but she’s looking better than she has in years… I mean for a while the gutter NYC cokehead hipster hispanic from KIDS was just fucking irritating, but her big titties have prevailed, and she’s got a second chance to make it count, and least for today…thanks to GQ…..

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Drunk Lady Video Bombs Local News, Reporter Responds Like a Boss

Reporter 1, Drunk Lady 0. That’s the score of this fun viral clip, in which an Austin, Tx., TV journalist brushed off a seriously awkward video bomb like it was no thing. While we fully support drunk photo and video bombs in general, you gotta make it count, people. It’s going to take more than a creepy, glazed-over look and some intoxicated wobbles to faze a veteran reporter like this. Come on. At least yell “Hook ’em Horns!” Drunk Lady Video Bombs Reporter

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Christina Milian Has an Upskirt…Shows Off her Mom Panties of the Day

There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was… Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be… All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Rumor Control: “T.I. Back” Today After All?

Yesterday afternoon, several online sources, including BOSSIP , reported that, according to T.I. ‘s lawyer, he would still be behind bars for up to another months , despite previous reports tot he contrary. Last night, however, Hannah Kang, general manager of Grand Hustle Records tweeted this: Asked about the lawyer’s update, Hannah responded that T.I.’s release date had never been changed and had always been set for August 31. So The Kang almost back, homie. That actually makes us really happy for his fifty-leven kids. Make it count this time, Tip!

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The 5 Films Likeliest to Ignite a Toronto 2010 Bidding War

Greetings from Toronto! Movieline’s Canadian HQ is up and running for this year’s Toronto International Film Festival, that annual ritual of 300 films and just about as many brutally tough viewing decisions over the course of a week. (It helps that our fine, discriminating critics Stephanie Zacahrek and Michelle Orange are checking in soon as well.) But if festgoers have tough decisions, imagine being a distributor faced with dozens of buzzy titles and a checkbook to pick up only one or two. You’ve got to make it count — and here’s where they’re likeliest to fight to the death to do so.

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