Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine.. So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think this dude is a performance enhancing drug official…. Either being paid off….the right way…or using new practices to detect cheating…a mechanism that I would have invented if I was the scientist because screening blood samples and urine sames is fucking boring…when you can just go to the source an sniff it out… Right. This is just crazy – to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maria Sharapova Gets her Ass Ate of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: PAUL CROCK / Getty It’s not easy being a working mother, especially when you think about all the milestones you might miss out on. Just ask Serena Williams . Tennis’ GOAT took to Twitter on Saturday to share that she missed seeing her 10-month-old daughter Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. take her first steps while she was training for Wimbledon. “She took her first steps… I was training and missed it. I cried,” she tweeted. She took her first steps… I was training and missed it. I cried. — Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) July 7, 2018 Luckily for her, her fans sent her words of support and encouragement to help ease her pain. she is practicing so you can see the real ones. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 8, 2018 I missed a bunch of firsts while I was at work. I hear ya, mama. It’s not easy. But our girls see us out there grinding + living our dreams and that’s got to mean something. Good luck in London – my daughter and I are both rooting for you! — Raakhee Mirchandani (@Raakstar) July 7, 2018 When my daughter was a baby my daycare provider said they’d never tell me if she hit a milestone when I was at work. “It’s not her first anything until her momma sees it.” Amen. — TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) July 8, 2018 She will take more. You are a great mom, and a great example to your daughter. You don’t have to be perfect to be a great mom, just do your best, and that will be just what she needs. — Blair LM Kelley (@profblmkelley) July 7, 2018 You facilitated those first steps by giving her breath and love and most importantly wings. As hard as this is and as much as it stings I you are feeling the warm emrabce and deep respect from mothers around the world. — Michele Norris (@michele_norris) July 8, 2018 Congrats on her walking! That's amazing. I missed my youngest's first steps. I cried too. But I learned the best part of the journey is helping them up when they toddle and fall. Bless you both. — Shireen Footybedsheets Ahmed (@_shireenahmed_) July 7, 2018 As we previously reported , Serena has been working hard to reclaim her number one spot, but it hasn’t been easy. After losing at Indian Wells and the Miami Open, along with having to drop out of the French Open in May with in injury, she is finally back on her stride, making it to the fourth round of Wimbledon. We got your back Serena and you are a wonderful mother! RELATED NEWS: Why Is Serena Williams Being Drug Tested More Than Any Other Tennis Player? Maria Sharapova Could Never, And Will Never Be Serena Williams’ Rival Serena Williams Talks Pregnancy, Marriage In HBO Docuseries Trailer [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2960364″ overlay=”true”]
Source: PAUL CROCK / Getty It’s not easy being a working mother, especially when you think about all the milestones you might miss out on. Just ask Serena Williams . Tennis’ GOAT took to Twitter on Saturday to share that she missed seeing her 10-month-old daughter Alexis Olympia Ohanian Jr. take her first steps while she was training for Wimbledon. “She took her first steps… I was training and missed it. I cried,” she tweeted. She took her first steps… I was training and missed it. I cried. — Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) July 7, 2018 Luckily for her, her fans sent her words of support and encouragement to help ease her pain. she is practicing so you can see the real ones. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 8, 2018 I missed a bunch of firsts while I was at work. I hear ya, mama. It’s not easy. But our girls see us out there grinding + living our dreams and that’s got to mean something. Good luck in London – my daughter and I are both rooting for you! — Raakhee Mirchandani (@Raakstar) July 7, 2018 When my daughter was a baby my daycare provider said they’d never tell me if she hit a milestone when I was at work. “It’s not her first anything until her momma sees it.” Amen. — TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) July 8, 2018 She will take more. You are a great mom, and a great example to your daughter. You don’t have to be perfect to be a great mom, just do your best, and that will be just what she needs. — Blair LM Kelley (@profblmkelley) July 7, 2018 You facilitated those first steps by giving her breath and love and most importantly wings. As hard as this is and as much as it stings I you are feeling the warm emrabce and deep respect from mothers around the world. — Michele Norris (@michele_norris) July 8, 2018 Congrats on her walking! That's amazing. I missed my youngest's first steps. I cried too. But I learned the best part of the journey is helping them up when they toddle and fall. Bless you both. — Shireen Footybedsheets Ahmed (@_shireenahmed_) July 7, 2018 As we previously reported , Serena has been working hard to reclaim her number one spot, but it hasn’t been easy. After losing at Indian Wells and the Miami Open, along with having to drop out of the French Open in May with in injury, she is finally back on her stride, making it to the fourth round of Wimbledon. We got your back Serena and you are a wonderful mother! RELATED NEWS: Why Is Serena Williams Being Drug Tested More Than Any Other Tennis Player? Maria Sharapova Could Never, And Will Never Be Serena Williams’ Rival Serena Williams Talks Pregnancy, Marriage In HBO Docuseries Trailer [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2960364″ overlay=”true”]
Scary… There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea… She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility…you know a scene jacker who stole this one who was seen as legit’s credibility…. I have seen her live, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the
Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge… What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans… But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ… That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then. The post Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….trying to cheat at tennis….and work her way back in and she is in a bikini top…because cheaters always win when in bikini…even if they aren’t that hot in bikini…bikinis always win… That’s all I have to say about that… The post Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariel Winter posted a weird twerk in short shorts, because I guess this is what all the girls are wearing, even the fat ones, even the famous ones, even the disconnected and confused because they were sold at a young age and lost any soul they could have had…and only know how to hate themselves, and dancing monkey their damn selves, because that’s just the way it is… So if seeing a weird neckless girl with a shitty ass twerk….here is the fucking dream come true… The post Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you’re like Lance Armstrong, Maria Sharapova, Ben Johnson, The Entire Russian Olympic Team, any convicts on Parole, or kid with asshole parents, you’ll know that one of life’s great invasions of privacy, ruiner of cool, party stopper, downer, annoyance is social media, phones tracking your every move, the government parked outside your house in UPS vans…. IS drug testing…. Pee Testing… Like let me pee in peace you DICK…Who the fuck’s business is it what any of us ingest, why are they trying to kill our buzz, ruin our fun….and for that reason alone we should protest… No one….I repeat NO ONE…should stand between us and a good time…with our medicine that they for some reason deem to be “not medicine”….FASCISTS…. If you’re a rich kid in rehab, or trying to trick your parents, someone on parole, someone applying for some bullshit job where drug testing is a requirement / invasion of privacy, a pilot, or other person who have to do drug tests as part of their job….. You have options…you don’t need to let anyone ruin your good time….and thanks to the people at DRUG TESTING SOLUTIONS You don’t need to google things like “how long does Marijuana stay in my system”…or deal with the anxiety, which is straight up abusive, and should allow you to sue them for mental anguish….you have options…to pass, fake, protest but still do, the PEE test….you don’t need to get stopped or punished for just living your life dawg…. You don’t need to pay some pre-drug users for their pee…or buy it from some third party pee vendor…who steals his pee from the Old Folks home…you can use like; 1. Sub Solution Synthetic urine kit 2. Incognito Belt (synthetic urine on a belt) 3. Rescue Cleanse 32oz detox drink 4. Spike Additive ( Urine additive for instant tests) 5. Instant Clean Additive (urine additive for lab tests) So don’t let the MAN…or anyone oppress you…play the system, by winning the system, gaming the system…with the help of these things! More HERE Here are some drunk girls peeing to celebrate CLEAN PEE!! Everyone PEES…even Miley!! MORE! PEEING! GIRLS! The post Clean Your Pee – Pass Your Drug Test – Don’t Let the Man Ruin Your Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! The Weekly Mindfuck: Golden Showers Fleshbot Maitland Ward gets her boobies out at the beach Taxi Driver Movie Maria Sharapova’s butt in pants The Nip Slip Grace Hartzel tits of the day Drunken Stepfather Holly Peers topless in bed (header image) Egotastic All Stars Elizabeth Marxs topless down by the river Boobie Blog Izabel Goulart amazing bikini booty Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: Helly Von Valentine Double Viking … read more
