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Emma Roberts In Lingerie Is Pretty Hot

Well, this is different. And don’t get me wrong, different is definitely good. Because normally, whenever we see Emma Roberts , the best we can hope for is her pale stems in a pair of short shorts . But today, we get to see my favorite pasty hottie in lingerie thanks to this photoshoot she did for the Aerie Untouched campaign. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. If you ask me, Emma should do lingerie shoots like this more often, and I’d be more than happy to help make it happen. After all, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Emma Roberts Is See Through

I’m not really sure what Emma Roberts is up to these days, besides avoiding the sun this summer, but everybody’s favorite pasty hottie went see-through out in LA the other night, and that’s always newsworthy as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately though, she didn’t conveniently “forget” to wear a bra underneath, which would’ve made this an even bigger story. Clearly, Emma needs a new management team. And I’d be more than happy to volunteer. I’ve got a bunch of great ideas — granted, most of them involve sex tapes and bikini yoga, but hey, you go with what works, right? Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Emma Roberts Could Use A Vacation!

I know it’s a little weird to see Emma Roberts on this site in something other than a pair of short shorts , so I’ll give you a few minutes to get over the shock. When you’re done though, I recommend taking a good look at Emma at the Palo Alto premiere, because those pasty white stems of hers clean up nice. All she needs now is a tan, and I think I might even be able to make her a future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. How’s that for a good incentive? Photos: Fameflynet

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Emma Roberts Flashes Her Chicken Legs

Were you in the mood for some long, really pale chicken legs in ratty denim cut-offs this morning? Of course you were, everybody loves chicken legs. Here’s Emma Roberts pumping some dirty coins into a parking meter the other day. Obviously I’ve got a thing for chicks feeding meters, but I’m going to ignore that for now and focus on those pasty white thighs. I would like to paint some bronzer on those things… With my testicles.

Hayden Panettiere’s Got Boobs Now

What do we have here? Other than a few random Twitter pictures, we haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere , so it’s nice to see her out in public looking good. Where did those impressive breasts come from? Maybe that’s why she’s been laying low all this time. I’m not judging, I love fake breasts, I’m just saying. She’s probably wearing one of those new bras that makes you taller and bustier and smarter and all the things women want. Hotness.

Emma Roberts’ Nice Pasty White Thighs

I’m not all that into really pasty white chicks, I prefer big tanned cleavage, but of all the pasty chicks out there I think that Emma Roberts is probably my favorite. Here she is showing off those long almost see through legs of hers in a nice pair of denim shorty shorts. I’m not sure she should be out in the sun this long, I think by the last shot she was starting to get sunburnt. Gingers are weird.

Emma Roberts Works The Shorty Shorts

I’m not a big fan of the hipster look, there’s something about a woman in hammer pants that I just don’t like, but Emma Roberts seems to be able to pull it off. Sure sometimes her mom short shorts are a little too high for my taste, but for the most part it works. Here she is showing off her hipster legs in some quality denims and it looks like she’s at least trying to give us a peek through her somewhat see through top. Well done. Send me some nude Instagram shots.

Emma Roberts Gives Us A Peek

It’s weird, I was kind of in the mood for some pictures of a celebrity in a slightly see through top and boom! These showed up. Here’s Emma Roberts giving us a decent little peek through her top yesterday. Unfortunately, I’m seeing far too much brassiere and not enough boobage. I’m not all that upset about it, she’s too wholesome to be flashing nipples around town. Wait, THIS is what she wore to Coachella ? Never mind… Let’s see those nips.

Emma Roberts’ Buttoned Down Short Shorts

I’ve seen a lot of sloppy mom short shorts at this Coachella music festival, and quite frankly I’ve had enough of it, but these might be the sloppiest. I’m not talking about Emma Robert s and her unbuttoned denims, I actually kind of find those hot, but her friend is not making things happen in my pants and I normally love chicks in bikini tops and short shorts. Luckily, Emma more than make s up for it in her little silly tube top.

Emma Roberts In Her See Through Dress

Here’s Emma Roberts at that NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party all sorts of hot chicks were invited to yesterday, wearing a nice see through dress. I say it’s only nice because I can’t see a damn thing! What’s the point of teasing a lowly blogger like this, I don’t have any thing good going on in my life right now, would it have killed you to show me one measly little nipple? I don’t normally ask for much.. My Pizza Pockets are ready, I’ve got to go. We’ll discuss this some other time.