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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Looks Chilly

You’ve got to love supermodels, they’re awesome, they just look great doing pretty much anything. Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley running errands the other day in her hot little shorty shorts and paper thin t-shirt. Those shorts look like nineteen-seventies basketball shorts, a little weird, but I like it. Not to mention the fact that her nipples look like they might be struggling to stay warm. Chilly nips are the best kind of nips.

Emma Roberts Flashes Her Chicken Legs

Were you in the mood for some long, really pale chicken legs in ratty denim cut-offs this morning? Of course you were, everybody loves chicken legs. Here’s Emma Roberts pumping some dirty coins into a parking meter the other day. Obviously I’ve got a thing for chicks feeding meters, but I’m going to ignore that for now and focus on those pasty white thighs. I would like to paint some bronzer on those things… With my testicles.

Emma Roberts Gets Sexy On The Streets

I knew it was only a matter of time before Emma Roberts would cave and pose for some fetish pictures for me. Here she is feeding the parking meter the other day in Los Angeles. That’s it princess, slide it in, nice a slow. Alright, so maybe I’m the only one who has this fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, but it still counts. I shouldn’t talk about her like that, the girl is a marvelous talent and one hell of a cutie…. Plus it might ruin my chances at banging her someday.

Sarah Michelle Gellar Likes The Sluts Slots

That’s right, slide those dirty coins into that slot you dirty girl… Just like that. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to type that sh#t, thoughts like that are supposed to be kept safely in the privacy of my brain locker. Anyhow, here’s Sarah Michelle Gellar (remember her?) looking pretty damn rotten feeding the parking meter the other day. If this is what happens to a woman after she gets Freddie Prinze Juniored for a few years, I bet there are a lot of women out there thankful that she took one for the team. Poor girl.