CLICK THIS PICTURE TO SEE WHAT THE AGING PROCESS DOES TO WOMEN…. LOOK I JUST PRODUCED CLICKBAIT I FEEL LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY ONLINE MARKETING GENIUS USING OLD TRICKS TO GET HITS ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE HITS FOR MOST SITES MEANS REVENUE BUT IN MY CASE JUST MEANS HIGHER SERVER COSTS – FUCKERS EITHER WAY, WOMEN GETTING OLD IS PRETTY TERRIFYING, LOOK AT BO DEREK PULLING A “LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEART”…ALMOST GIVING GIRLS A REASON TO BE SUCH WHORES IN THEIR MID TO LATE 20s, THEY HAVE A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY TO ESTABLISH THEIR LIVES…. The post Bo Derek Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailee Steinfeld is some Hollywood actress who realizes that there’s more money in shitty music, you know with tours and merch and everything, plus it’s so much fun to play a popstar all dancing on stage, despite being big and awkward…rather than filming one or two movies a year that take around two to three months a year to make…leaving 9 more months to leverage that fame to make the family as much money as possible…thanks to guilt you can assume her parents make her feel when she doesn’t work, despite being 18, due to the sacrifices the family has made to give her this fucking career in the first place…even though the family has always been LA based JEWS and not really a story of struggle, packing up the van with nothing to break into the industry…a mom sucking every dick she can to get a head…and a daughter forced to watch because they live in said van and there’s not much privacy in a fucking van…. So we can assume, her acting and singing is the equivalent of working at Disney for the summer or on Weekends, it requires about as much talent and is probably less demanding than working as a waitress through college…it just pays a lot more and takes her to great places like BARBADOS…in a bikini top…where she doesn’t have that “fresh 18 year old in a bikini pussy I want to taste” pervert vibes…she’s more like the weird 18 year old you didn’t fuck in high school, but should of, because no one talked to her and she’d be easy to get up inside… All this to say, at least she’s not at Coachella. The post Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland eating pizza is a bit of a fetish… Not because I am a drunkenstepfather and she was raised as Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, thanks to having some gold digging whore mother…that has raised her to have her own career and celebrity so that they don’t have to keep sucking dick for the 20 million dollar mansion. I used to jerk off to a De Palma movie called Dressed to Kill because there’s a scene with a blonde bush, in an era where I didn’t have access to porn, but I did and still do have a bush fetish…I’d pause that VHS so fucking hard…sure it wasn’t Scarface or the Untouchables…or even Nic Cage’s Snake Eyes…but that bush scene was De Palma’s legacy…I mean…unless he was a good stepfather to Willa Holland and brought her us… The interesting thing with Willa Holland is that she’s become a hipster, self producing content creator, building her own personal brand like an instagram model, when she’s not on TV making money as an actor…since everyone needs hobbies, even people with mainstream success, maybe especially people with mainstream success, because mainstream usually means trading in your soul, integrity, art to make producers happy. The reality is, I know very little about Willa Holland or her motivations in PIZZA porn…I just know she was the hotter girl in the OC, when watching the OC got me laid by college girls…it was a simpler time…but I guess I’m still pretty simple, since girl in sports bra eating pizza is all I need to feel complete in my soul. The post Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
