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Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day

Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head…. She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people… She’s in bathing suits for a clothing brand, she’s not really showing anything amazing, no labia, no butthole, but if she’s still fucking Tyson Beckford we can assume those orifices have been banged the fuck out…he’s big and black and that’s what happens to vaginas that are built to pass babies through them…. I like the shitty color, the pouring water on herself, it’s like ART but the instagram version that has destroyed anything that remotely felt like art…reminding us that art is just a lie – a scam….a way to sell bullshit… FASCINATING POST BY A FASCINATING PERSON…I know. How do I even exist… The post Shanina Shaik For Love and Lemons Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nick Cannon Confirms Whether Or Not He’s Mad Mariah Upgraded To A Billionaire

Nick Cannon Congratulates Mariah Carey On Engagement Despite being the one who filed for divorce last year, Nick Cannon had his Instagram mentions flooded with diamonds and ring emojis by Mariah Carey stans who think Nick is crying himself to sleep now that he done lost the best thing that’s ever happened to him to a facially-challenged billionaire . Turns out, Nick’s gucci. The Wild N’ Out star posted a cute congratulations to Mariah and her fiance James Pecker to quiet any rumblings of hate and jealousy. Ha! This made me laugh out loud for real!!! HILARIOUS! #AllLove Congrats to @MariahCarey and James! May God Bless Your Future Union… #GreatPeople #GreatCouple A photo posted by Nick Cannon (@nickcannon) on Jan 22, 2016 at 10:05pm PST Won’t be long before Nick gets on his Russell Simmons and starts vacaying with the couple as one big happy family . Splash/Wenn

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Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal… I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them.. That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride… So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt.. Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool…. So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in…. The post Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day

J.Lo has finally tapped into her Peurto Rican roots..by beating the fuck out of another girl in what looks like a ghetto brawl, up on some West Side Story shit, much like when the girl gangs of the past found out that another girl fucked their man, only to get beat the fuck down.. Which is nice to see, even if I prefer seeing J.Lo being the one getting beat the fuck up, because I think she hasn’t exploited her Peurto Rican roots enough to have this massive fucking career…all while being unable to formulate a sentence on Spanish..because that’s just how Latina she is… What I am saying at, is that all these years of her Spanish New York accent…pushing the Spanish booty…without knowing about the culture, and without actually taking time to learn the language to support her bullshit story….you know to make it more believeable.. What an idiot..but she’s in a bra…punching….and you like that… The post J.Lo Boxing in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me…. I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes… And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich… Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition… The post Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Justice Shopping Cart Porn of the Day

I don’t really know who Victoria Justice. I know she had a TV show based on her that creeper dad’s fell into because she played the underage girl, who was the focal point of the show, leading to being the one they wanted to bang when forced to watch it with their kids, because guys are like that, we sexualize hot little fame whores sluts on their own show, if their pants are tight enough, whether they are role playing as a teen, or a college girl, we just don’t care, it just makes stomaching her shitty fucking smutty, brain washing garbage we have no choice but to watch, more tolerable… I do want to know who her stylist is, because she’s bending over a shopping cart in a “we’re normals too, just like you peasants, we shop”…and in doing that her full ass is exposed and that turns me on….it makes me want to grocery shop…and not for the normal reason I like grocery shopping…like the sad single girls I can target based on their order…. That said, her name is Madison Guest. She’s a “fashion stylist’…this is her INSTAGRAM …or you can just masturbate to these pictures I’ve pulled from it to save you the work…but She’s not all that great…but you can masturbate to anything – that’s all you have going for you.

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Nipples for Balmain of the Day

It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough…. Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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K. Michelle Hit With $52,000 Tax Lien

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  Singer/reality star K. Michelle is used to being the one throwing punches. Well, now the IRS is hitting K. Michelle with a hard hit…

K. Michelle Hit With $52,000 Tax Lien