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Black Tony Figures Out The Fastest Way To Get Kids To School [EXCLUSIVE]

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Rickey Smiley got a very noisy call from Black Tony, who was in an ambulance.

Black Tony Figures Out The Fastest Way To Get Kids To School [EXCLUSIVE]

Kidnapped Newborn Found Alive 18 Years Later

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was abducted as a newborn from a Jacksonville hospital in 1998.

Kidnapped Newborn Found Alive 18 Years Later

Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day

Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Denise Huskins Photos, Abduction was a hoax

Police have said that they believe Denise Huskins #x0028;left#x0029; alleged kidnap was in fact a hoax concocted by her and boyfriend Aaron Quinn #x0028;right#x0029;. The couple have now gone into hiding and are refusing to answer questions from the FBI and Vallejo police department. A short time later a voice recording emerged, believed to be from Miss Huskins. #39;My name is Denise Huskins. I am kidnapped, otherwise I#39;m fine.#39; the voice said. Two days later, the 29-year-old was found

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Woman Violently Abducted In Philly & It’s Horrifically Caught On Tape [VIDEO]

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22-year-old Carlesha Freeland-Gaither was abducted in Philadelphia by an undentified man on Sunday at 9:40 p.m. in Germantown after she left a party for her…

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Wilson Ramos: Rescued in Venezuela!

Wilson Ramos is safe and sound. The Washington Nationals catcher, who was kidnapped earlier this week at gunpoint in his native Venezuela, was discovered by local authorities yesterday and has reconciled with his family, The Washington Post reports. “It’s a special moment for his family,” Ramos’ agent, Gustavo Mercado, said in a statement to the newspaper. “We’re all happy. We’re grateful.” FBI Agent Chris Voss confirmed the incident took place due to the “money [Ramos] could produce,” while five people have been arrested for the abduction. “I don’t know who those people were,” Ramos said. “I know they’re Colombians by their accent. Three guys grabbed me there in front of my house, they took me to another SUV and from there they took me into the mountains… thanks to God, everything turned out well.” The ballplayer also thanked the police and National Guard commandos who rescued him, saying “the boys did a great job.”

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Twit Wit: The 7 Best Tweets About Moneyball and Abduction

You’ll be disappointed to learn that many of your favorite Twitter stars sincerely endorsed Moneyball this weekend and failed to make jokes about Brad Pitt’s hair , Jonah Hill’s weight transformation, and that odious little game called baseball. Still, we’re left with seven memorable tweets about the weekend’s box office, and one superstar topped them all with a tandem Moneyball / Abduction double tweet attack. Impressive.

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The Jack and Jill Poster is Great!

Haters gonna hate, but really. Come on. Tell me this new poster for Adam Sandler’s twin-sibling comedy Jack and Jill isn’t coaxing you into the pillowy bosom of anticipation. Tell me its nuanced, dulcet comic strains don’t seductively sing from the page — that you do not tumble under the influence of Sandler’s masculine grimace and toothy distaff gape, or that those hormonal pangs stirring within are attributable to anything besides the provocative tagline. Tell me your pen doesn’t slip through quivering, perspiring fingers as it notes that singular release date on every calendar in the house, or that when those calendars have expired at year’s end, the vacant wall space left behind will not be stuffed with the engorged genius of Sandler’s marketing muscle. Go ahead. I’m waiting.

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