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Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day

Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashely looks good in a bikini…which is convenient since her life is spent in a bikini…and it would be horrible if she looked like an Ashley Graham or other fat and disgusting chick in a bikini – even if that’s marketable, it’s not healthy, erotic, or amazing – unless you’re looking for a woman who will die off sooner than later which I guess most people are…it’s cheaper than divorce and less risky than killing the bitch…. NOT THAT we’d ever kill off anything or anyone quite as lovely as Anastasia Ashely…she’s the kind of girl you don’t let leave your house once you get her in it….you know a DEADBOLT lock on the bedroom door…then you shower her with compliments and gifts and food so she doesn’t realize you’ve kidnapped her..and show her pictures of the ocean letting her know that once the abduction is complete, the wedding happens, the seed planted in the womb the brain wash confirmed…you’ll let her surf again…. NOT THAT this post is going where I want it to go, it is supposed to be about an awesome gift that is in Anastasia Ashley’s hand, not that Anastasia Ashley isn’t a gift, but not everyone is lucky enough to be graced by such a goodess, her presence and if someone is, there’s no way they are letting her go, so we focus on the more accessible gift idea that is perfect for everyone and it is called THE CHUGGIES which is the hoodie for you beer brought to you by the good people at THUGGIES ….. If you look past the legendary surf ass…you’ll see it. FIND OUT MORE – GET YOUR OWN – CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley for Thuggies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11. She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

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Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Amazing stepGIRLS Posing with Blush Novelties of the Day

In case you didn’t know, we have a little army of babes we call that @step_girls …. In case you didn’t know, we’ve done all kinds of SHOOTS BEFORE THIS ONE …and all are lovely and amazing…but not quite as lovely as this one…because they just keep getting better and better… Tonight’s shoot has a very intense storyline of stepGIRL vs stepGIRL…their weapons BLUSH NOVELTIES …in the form of strapONs and other luxury items that murder their vaginas…in a good way…by killing each other through orgasm…the highlight of the shoot was that my side bitch could be a part of it…it was a much prouder moment than all the other times I’ve blown her up….. These pictures were shot by the ever romantic and lovely…international man of mystery who we call MR COMS and they are greatness….just look for yourself… To get yourself in on some of the action…all you need is SOME OF THESE so get shop for Blush Novelties Toys at Sextoy.com

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