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Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media for being racists…..it was a while ago. Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures… You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes…. Who cares, she’s in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rehab Dweller Hayden Panettiere’s Got Shit on her Teeth of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere’s got shit on her face…and it’s hot for you scat lovers….who wish that it was your shit on her face…because you’re romantic… She’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, but not really when your baby daddy is 7 foot tall massive russian…with a cock bigger than a baby…. It only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rehab Dweller Hayden Panettiere’s Got Shit on her Teeth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

Posted on January 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone… It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating… But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful… The post Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Magazine Sucks And Ruins A Hottie Like Joan Smalls

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love Magazine officially sucks. You get a hot supermodel like Joan Smalls and you make a video like this? What kind of pretentious bullshit is this? I’m surprised Joan allowed this to be released. Epic fail.

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Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk And Joan Smalls Get Topless

Posted on November 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because the only thing better than one topless supermodel is three of them, here’s  Stella Maxwell , Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls making one seriously sexy hottie sandwich for Replay Jeans’ new ad campaign. And I don’t know if this is actually going to help sell more denim or not, but I definitely need to go buy myself a new pair of sweatpants after this. Yow!

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Doutzen Kroes And Joan Smalls Make A Great Pair

Posted on September 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

As for supermodels go, Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls are getting up there in age. I think it’s time for them to do like Miranda Kerr and find themselves a billionaire otherwise all that hard work keeping in shape and looking amazing will go to waste. Lesson of the day: everyone model needs a back up plan.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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I Want to Have Sex with Every Angry Femen Lesbians and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camel Stuck in a Car Guy at Walmart Fights with a Woman Parents of the Day Woman Feeds the Fish Bus Driver of the Day Bride and Groom in China have Sex in Front of Guests as Part of some Pervert Tradition Baby Kangaroo Just Wants to Cuddle Just a Guy with a Machete Shot by Police Woman Taking a Shit on the Street Apple Kicks Black Kids Out of their Store Old Man VS Train Sex at the Office The post I Want to Have Sex with Every Angry Femen Lesbians and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joan Smalls is a black model who is in her Calvins, a brand that managed to bring back their underwear style from the 90s, in really no fucking time, they just got everyone on board, and thanks to social media, it went viral, so that underwear that I assume has been available the last 2 decades even though you haven’t seen girls wearing them….but that’s just because they didn’t see all their favorite social media whores in them…and as drone copycat lemmings…they have no choice but to get up on it, otherwise, I don’t know if they’d be able to exist in this world as an equal… I guess what I am saying is that trends have always exists, but now trends that were once for the elitist hipsters, are spread massively and broadly because people are all the fucking same and their are no “scenes” anymore….just a bunch of followers pretending not to be followers thanks to the soapbox social media has given them.. That said, Calvin released these pics of model Joan Smalls, who is black….strategically timed to when Victoria’s Secret fired a black model and replaced her with Kendall, since GIGI and Kendall have some backdoor deal, and not the kind of backdoor I like, but more GIGI pays Kendall to create GIGI and Kendall makes GIGI take her on the ride… So VS fired a cunty model named Jourdan DUNN. Rihanna quit because BlackLivesMatter…and people went nuts, even if thinking Dunn getting fired was a black thing is racist in and of itself…maybe she’s just a cunt.. Well, Calvin didn’t miss a beat, since they want all those VS social justice warrior shoppers in Calvin selfies, like a 30 dollar pair of underwear make a person cool…. So they put this out…and I just like models in underwear…I don’t like posting brands…they don’t pay me, so fuck them…but models in underwear trick me in…. The post Joan Smalls for Calvin Klein of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joan Smalls And I Belong Together

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I knew — and proposed to — just about every hot supermodel out there, but every once in a while, I come across one that’s new to me. Like Joan Smalls here at the WSJ Magazine 2014 Innovator Awards in New York. According to my research, Joan’s from Puerto Rico and in the top 10 on Forbes ‘ list of the world’s highest-paid models. Which is great news, because somebody’s going to have to pay the rent when we move out of my mom’s basement together. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Will Claudia Jordan Join “The Talls” Or “The Smalls” On RHOA? [ORIGINAL]

Posted on September 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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We’ve seen “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” divide right before our very eyes into “the Smalls” (Kandi Burruss, Phaedra Parks, and ex-cast member Sheree Whitfield)…

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