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Victoria Justice’s Booty In A Bikini

It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice . So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.

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Charlotte McKinney And Friends Are Hard At Work In Their Bikinis

I guess  Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.

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Charlotte McKinney And Friends Are Hard At Work In Their Bikinis

Charlotte McKinney And Friends Are Hard At Work In Their Bikinis

I guess  Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.

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Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk And Joan Smalls Get Topless

Because the only thing better than one topless supermodel is three of them, here’s  Stella Maxwell , Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls making one seriously sexy hottie sandwich for Replay Jeans’ new ad campaign. And I don’t know if this is actually going to help sell more denim or not, but I definitely need to go buy myself a new pair of sweatpants after this. Yow!

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Hide The Buffet, The Shannon Twins Are Here

Yikes. I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on the Shannon Twins , but Karissa and Kristina are looking a lot bigger than I remembered. And not just in the funbag region either, where it counts. Anyway, here they are with Black China  celebrating the GLAM Beverly Hills Salon Grand Opening and normally, I’d want to get in the middle of a hottie sandwich like this, but honestly, I’m not sure there’s room for the Little Tuna. I’m pretty sure there’s already more than enough meat here as is. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Hudson, Olivia Wilde And Rashida Jones Make A Great Threesome

Normally, my fantasy threesomes tend to involve the Little Tuna and a hottie sandwich, which always works for me, but I have a feeling this one is going to be a lot more fun for everyone. Because here’s Kate Hudson , Olivia Wilde and Rashida Jones making one hot threesome at something called the Courage in Journalism Awards. Which I think just might make this our classiest fantasy threesome yet. Time to break out my monocle and the fancy three-ply tissues I’ve been saving for a special occassion. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Taryn Terrell, Gail Kim And Miss Tessmacher Is A Hot Threesome

I know what you’re probably thinking: who the hell are Taryn Terrell, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher , and how can I get in the middle of that no-name hottie sandwich? Well, I can’t help you with that last part, but I can tell you that these three are all TNA wrestling stars. And that I’d love to be put in a rear naked choke hold by all three of them, as soon as I double-check that means what I think it does. » view all 11 photos

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