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Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks… So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there… Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day

The fact that Lady Gaga exists whilst looking like this, and keep in mind, this is her looking her best…after years of conditioning herself to be as hot as she possibly can, with her jacked up face that looks like it was either an accident at birth, some Forceps…..or maybe she was run over by a bulldozer when her parents were trying to kill her off, but she survived….or maybe it was just an abortion that crawled out of the dumpster and her parents had to raise her due to her sheer resilience…resilience that obviously applied to her putting herself out there to become famous in Music, rather than just being behind the scenes, but more importantly….throw her into acting and putting her face out there in a way that we can’t distract ourselves with her shitty fucking brain washing songs…. She terrifies me and her tits do too… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media for being racists…..it was a while ago. Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures… You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes…. Who cares, she’s in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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