I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks… So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there… Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
The craziest, most unstable girls I know are Jewish. I don’t know if it is a cultural thing, a bi-product of being rich and spoiled, or if it has something to do with the holocaust, but for some reason the biggest, out for themselves, bratty cunts I know are Jewish…. They are all guilt ridden about being bad jews….or living a life the community will deem not ideal all while letting me fuck the up the ass without a condom when they are engaged to good Jewish boys who are sitting at home planning the wedding and investing in their future kids college fund day traing….cuz no one is ever ready for the miserable, yet picture perfect futures their controlling families have planned for them….. All are self serving, with nothing but self interest, walking all over everyone they encounter….in a spoiled child way….I figure they have this power cuz they know they’ll always find a husband, cuz Jewish guys only marry Jewish girls and decent looking Jewish girls are not easy to find…even the ugly jewish girls get married…. It’s like he husbands are used to jewish cunt insane behavior cuz their moms are Jewish too and act the same way….and they really don’t mind settling with lying, cheating whores, because they know they’re going to lie and cheat as soon as the wife gets pregnant, ideally with french girls, cuz they take it up the ass on the first date, while their wife’s only take it up the ass for grimey low life fucking bloggers…and that the marriage is all for show…to make grandma holocaust survivor happy before she dies…you know cuz she worked so hard to give you the life you have…. So it only makes sense that Tila Tequila a money grubbing, self involved, spoiled cunt who is totally nuts would convert….and more importanlty that the jewish people will embrace her for the nutcase she is, because she’s been one of them, but more importantly because she’s been on TV and that’s a good story to tell at temple when bragging about your son’s new fiance….because all that matters is that she can pump out some jew baby…. Here he is showing off her jew implants on a jew beach in jew Miami like the jew that she is. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’re anything like me, you like sitting on benches outside of various stores in the mall until the staff kindly ask you to leave, or sometimes call security on you because you are creeping out the customers as you try to get them to invite you into the changing room, or chime in with suggestions of what panties you think they would look good in. Sometimes we hit up the bikini store, other times the underwear stores and every once in a while the shoe store.
