At least she knows her worth….she knows what she’s good at and what her fan base is into. She also knows how to position herself in more than just cheesy sleazy half naked Playboy from the early 2000s poses…but also to get as big of an audience on social media that she can…pulling the same tactics as the strippers and hookers of instagram…but she’s got a back story, she’s been in Playboy since she was 18, when she was fresh and amazing and at 32 years old…she’s seen some shit…mainly on her strap on after fucking Ryan Seacrest…before getting stupid implants at his request..because all gay dudes in the closet like clown tits because they think they have to…before getting hosting on a TV show…and in turn not becoming an OLIVIA MUNN in mainstream movies..but rather an Oregon living hippie bitch who hikes in her underwear for social media content…the hustle is silly, but it’s real..and here’s her HIKE…Sara Jean Underwood, an inspiration to us all.. The post Sara Jean Underwood is a Shameless Hiker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood… Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit… She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jon Polito, a veteran actor who was a favorite of The Coen Brothers, died on Thursday night after being taken off life support. He was 65 years old. On the big screen, Polito was likely best known for roles in The Big Lebowski and Miller’s Crossing. But he appeared in over 100 films throughout his impressive career, while also appearing on such hits TV shows as Seinfeld, Modern Family and Homicide: Life on the Streets. Polito was diagnosed with melanoma in 2008. He recently suffered an infection following a surgery and reports confirm he slipped into a coma Sunday. Director John McNaughton then broke the sad news of his passing on Friday morning. “Jon was a born actor and will be deeply missed by his legion of friends, fans, family and of course his long time partner, Darryl Armbruster to whom I send my condolences,” said McNaughton, adding: R.I.P. old pal.” A native of Philadelphia, Polito also counted roles on Broadway as part of his extensive resume. He stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman on a couple of occasions, as documented in the following reel of Polito’s most memorable moments in comedy: Jon Polito Comedy Rundown Comedian Scott Aukerman was one of many to pay tribute to the actor after learning of his death. This is what Aukerman wrote on Instagram of Polito: One of the coolest days on Bang Bang recently was when Jon Polito guest starred on our “You Made Your Bed, Now Lie In It” sketch. As a big fan, I was nervous about how he would feel about being in such a stupid sketch, but the minute he saw me, he laughed and said, “I’ve been watching your show, and you’re a sick twist!” He spent all day delightfully regaling us with stories about Miller’s Crossing, Barton Fink, and Death of a Salesman. Then, when the cameras turned on, he slipped into his classic hard-boiled character. A great actor and cool dude! RIP. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten Through the years, Polito collaborated with some of the biggest names in Hollywood. He appeared alongside Marlon Brando in 1990’s The Freshman… worked with directors Tim Burton (Big Eyes) and Clint Eastwood (Flags of Our Fathers) … and played a villain in a pair of 1994 flicks, Blankman and The Crow. We send our condolences to his friends, family members and loved ones.
Caitlyn Jenner brought down the house and brought a tear to the eye of millions of Americans with her speech at the 2015 ESPY Awards . It was the stuff of legend. Where does it rank in comparison to other memorable speeches from recent years? We've collected a bunch of them below. Compare, contrast, laugh and be inspired now… 1. Caitlyn Jenner at the ESPYs Caitlyn Jenner was honored with the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage at the 2015 ESPY Awards. Her acceptance speech was the stuff of legend. 2. Matthew McConaughey Oscars Speech Alright, alright, alright! Matthew McConaughey completed an impressive career makeover by winning Best Actor in 2014. 3. Cuba Gooding Jr. Oscars Speech Has any winner ever been more excited than Cuba Gooding Jr. to win an Oscar? Check out his speech from 1997 here. 4. Ashton Kutcher Teen Choice Awards Speech Ashton Kutcher offers some career and life advice in this speech from the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. Aren’t you inspired, readers?!? 5. Homeless Man Accepts Miley Cyrus Award Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the MTV Video Music Awards. But she asked a homeless man to accept the trophy on her behalf. 6. Steve Jobs Commencement Speech Steve Jobs gave this commencement speech at Stanford one year after he was diagnosed with cancer. It’s inspiring stuff. View Slideshow
As you may have heard, Michael Moore’s criticism of American Sniper has pissed off plenty of very vocal patriots. Even esteemed cultural critic and noted devil without a cause Kid Rock offered his two cents, suggesting that Moore had been molested by his uncle, for some reason. Never one to back down from a controversy (Controversy is kinda his thing.), Moore addressed the film and its director again today on his Facebook page, and spoke for the first time about an incident that may have influenced his opinion on Sniper: “Ten years ago this past week,” Moore writes. “Clint Eastwood stood in front of the National Board of Review awards dinner and announced to me and to the crowd that he would ‘kill’ me if I ever came to his house with my camera for an interview.” “‘I’ll kill you,’ he declared. The crowd laughed nervously…’I mean it,’ he barked, and the audience grew more quiet. ‘I’ll shoot you.'” We don’t know about you, but we may have wet ourselves a bit just reading that description. From the sound of things, Clint stopped just short of asking Moore if he feels lucky, punk. Based on the video of Eastwood yelling at invisible Obama at the 2012 RNC, we knew there was a possibility getting a bit flighty in his old age, but we didn’t realize the line between his movies and his real life had disappeared entirely. Hopefully, Moore knows to avoid any run-ins with Clint. We’d hate to see him unwittingly cast as a slow-on-the-draw villain in The Good, the Bad, and the Overweight Documentarian. * ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooooo * Celebrities Who Have Deleted Political Messages 1. Rihanna Rihanna claims she never meant to Tweet #FreePalestine. The message was taken down immediately after going up.
Now Macklemore really has something to rap about. Via a totally precious video, the rapper and fiancee Tricia Davis have announced that they’re expecting their first child in 2015. Titled “A Surprise from Ben and Tricia,” the footage was posted on the YouTube page of Macklemore’s longtime collaborator, Ryan Lewis, and it depicts Macklemore lying beside Davis during an ultrasound at the hospital. Macklemore and Tricia Davis Baby Announcement He’s holding her hand when they gaze at the monitor and he nuzzles his baby-mama-to-be when they view their unborn baby for the first time. Macklemore proposed to Davis in January 2013 after seven years of dating. He recently gushed over her during an appearance with Ellen DeGeneres. “My fiancée was with me when we were printing up 20 shirts at a time to sell at a show with 15 people there,” the Grammy winner said, expounding: “She’s been with us every step of the way. She produces our videos, she’s our tour manager, she’s been there from the beginning. When we won Best New Artist she kind of broke down into tears and I was like, all right, we are definitely being watched by 30 million people right now.” We send Macklemore, Davis and all celebrities expecting children in 2015 our very best wishes! Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015 1. Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are expecting their first child in March 2015. She’ll be the second of the 19 Kids and Counting brood to have kids of her own!
As a new year begins, many struggling former stars have high hopes for career rebirths and new beginnings. Some of them will be successful. Most will not. Sadly, a lot of aging former icons and D-list strivers will fade into obscurity, while others will be dealt an even more unfortunate hand. Yes, unpleasant as it is to contemplate, dozens of celebs will take their final curtain call in 2015, and while it may be a total bummer, there’s no reason you can’t turn a tidy profit from this morbid fact of life. We have more famous names now than ever before, which unfortunately means more celebrity deaths than ever before. So why not have a bit of ghoulish fun with your friends and family by starting a celebrity death pool? 2015 Celebrity Death Odds 1. George R.R. Martin: 2-1 GRRM is only 66, but he might allow himself to croak in 2015 just to piss of Game of Thrones fans one last time. Valar morghulis! We know, we know – it’s tasteless and macabre and it’s begging for bad karma, but it’s also a way of turning a huge negative into a slight positive. By choosing one of your favorite aging and/or drugged-out celebs, you’re guaranteeing yourself a bit of a silver lining, should they happen to shuffle off the mortal coil this year. Besides, it’s not like it’s your fault they bit the big one. Have you seen Lindsay Lohan lately ? That girl is one strong breeze away from never being seen again. And don’t get us started on Clint Eastwood. Squinty Clint was talking to chairs in public two years ago and he’s somehow still holding on. We get the feeling he might not emerge victorious from his annual showdown with Father Time this year. Speaking of aging American badasses, George H.W. Bush might still be hopping out of planes , but the dude is 90 years old and he’s been in and out of Houston Methodist so much lately that we’re starting to think the plaque with his name on it isn’t the result of his charitable contributions. After all, ya gotta reserve your favorite room somehow. Anyway, we here at THG hope every celeb A to Z-list has a healthy and prosperous new year. But hey, if you’re the betting type, you may as well plan ahead and make the best of some bad situations by following our betting guide in the gallery above.
Gas huffing homeless natives is an ongoing stereotype that I guess stems from their inability to handle booze, resorting to gas to get fucked up or whatever, so seeing a dude drinking or huffing gas is really not all that shocking, the world is fucked up and people do fucked up things, but the way this motherfucker walks up to the gas pump like it’s a bar, pours his own drink, and chugs the shit like he’s Clint Eastwood in a cowboy movie, I’m talking full fucking swag on, shit makes me want to take up Gas drinking, it’s fucking funny.
Amanda Bynes’ team of doctors is recommending long-term, in-patient treatment to combat the actress’ severe mental illness, a new report states. Doctors at UCLA Medical Center will submit a recommendation to the judge overseeing her mother Lynn‘s bid to gain conservatorship of her daughter. In it, they will push for long-term hospitalization of the former child star. Amanda Bynes is being treated for a serious mental health disorder and is under temporary conservatorship of her mother until at least September 30. At that date, a hearing will be held to determine her status. After months of increasingly erratic behavior, Amanda was involuntarily hospitalized after setting fire to a stranger’s driveway in Thousand Oaks, Calif. Lynn had Amanda moved from a county facility in Ventura County to the renowned psychiatric unit at UCLA after being granted temporary conservatorship. Doctors have “been observing Amanda, and there has been some improvement,” but her diagnosis is complex, and medication has yet to rectify the issue. Treating such severe mental illness is, in many ways, uncharted territory, and is extremely difficult at the absolute least. If nothing else, it takes time. “She has her good days and bad days, and the goal is obviously to get her therapeutic and stable before being released,” a source says of the actress. Therefore, her treatment team, along with her mother “believes Amanda would benefit from prolonged treatment at UCLA, for at least the rest of the year.” Even though Amanda hasn’t been formally diagnosed with schizophrenia, “she is being treated for it. There is such a negative stigma with schizophrenia.” “Given time and the correct treatment and medicine, Amanda could and should absolutely be able to live with it and be a productive member of society.” “In fact, she wouldn’t likely suffer symptoms of it if she stays on her medication.” Here’s hoping, whatever decision is reached, that she continues to improve and finds her footing. She’s only 27 and has a bright future ahead of her.
Another famous couple is officially separated. Following news that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have called it quits, multiple outlets confirm that Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina have been living apart for some time now. Insiders confirm to TMZ that the 83-year old actor and the 48-year old Dina remain close, but have not been acting as man and wife for months. In April, Dina even entered rehab due to anxiety and depressing over the failing relationship. The Eastwoods have been married since 1996 and have a 16-year old daughter together. The iconic actor/director is also the father to seven kids via multiple past relationships. We wish these two all the best and take comfort in at least knowing that Clint doesn’t actually need anyone to talk to in order to be content.
