I guess there is life after She’s All That….circa 1999…that tells a great story about a social outcast becoming popular just by letting her hair down and taking off her glasses….a lesson that evolved into Social Media….where everyone is a whore, even the ugly chicks… So despite being 50 fucking years old…Rachael Leigh Cook….gets nude for shitty photoshoots that don’t matter..but when you’re Rachael Leigh Cook does it even need to matter, you’re in the tail end of your career and you might as well put it all out there… Unless this Rachael Leigh Cook….is not Rachael Leigh Cook….but someone riding Rachael Leigh Cook’s super A-List name you haven’t heard since 1999. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel Cook Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The fact that Lady Gaga exists whilst looking like this, and keep in mind, this is her looking her best…after years of conditioning herself to be as hot as she possibly can, with her jacked up face that looks like it was either an accident at birth, some Forceps…..or maybe she was run over by a bulldozer when her parents were trying to kill her off, but she survived….or maybe it was just an abortion that crawled out of the dumpster and her parents had to raise her due to her sheer resilience…resilience that obviously applied to her putting herself out there to become famous in Music, rather than just being behind the scenes, but more importantly….throw her into acting and putting her face out there in a way that we can’t distract ourselves with her shitty fucking brain washing songs…. She terrifies me and her tits do too… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Mangled Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media for being racists…..it was a while ago. Her name is Joan Smalls who is not actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because they are pretty broad, big and scary….but look good in pictures… You know that taking them down in a rape fetish would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…a misunderstood guy….plus these feminists are the ones with the rape fetishes…. Who cares, she’s in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joan Smalls Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailey Baldwin is just low hanging fruit celebrity daughter garbage to me…but at least she’s got decent long thin legs in her starvation of herself to pretend to be a model because modeling is all her generation wants because it takes the selfie looking in the mirror obsession about themselves and turns it into something legit… She’s managed to leverage being the third tier Jenner, by sticking by them, associating with them, groupie-ing them, being tolerable and a good add on to their group, a prop really and is finally able to get some deals, host some TV shows, seem like a meme or relevant pop culture figure…and even with her jacked up face…I’m not hating it…I like the worth ethic despite not working, draggin out her family name and her friends as long as she had because I feel rich kids need to succeed at doing nothing, have money thrown at them and celebrated doing nothing…you know it’s an important message to send the kids eho follow them……
Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images Chanel Iman Marries Sterling Shepard On March 3 The rumors were right! Chanel Iman exchanged “I Do’s” with New York Giant’s WR Sterling Shepard over the weekend at Beverly Hills hotel. The couple said their vows in front of guests including Chrissy Teigen, Gabrielle Union, Odell Beckham Jr., Shanina Shaik, and Joan Smalls. Chanel shared some photos on Instagram, but spilled the details on the wedding (which was put together by celebrity wedding planner Mindy Weiss in just three months!) to Brides , including details on her Zuhair Murad gown, which she paired with a cape and veil. “I really love simple, elegant silhouettes and I really wanted to find a classic gown for my ceremony,” Chanel Iman shared about the Murad gown she wore for her wedding ceremony. “I feel very lucky to have gotten married in one of his gorgeous creations,” she says. As for the groom, Shepard wore a Boss tux! “We leaned towards something more traditional and timeless for the ceremony,” says Chanel. But, of course, the stylish groom had an outfit change later on. Says Chanel, “We threw the rulebook out for the reception and shook things up a little with a fun jacket and shoe change for Sterling before he hit the dance floor! Chanel’s bridesmaids, including fellow model Jourdan Dunn, wore white gowns by Watters. “I wanted to keep the palette really clean and fresh,” says the bride. “I didn’t want to have the outfits compete with the gorgeous, lush surroundings.” The bride’s mother made beautiful dresses for the flower girls. Following the ceremony, the bride slipped into a second dress by Zuhair Murad for dinner and dancing. “The pink in the gown and the deep V-neckline really appealed to my more girly side,” she says. “It also brought in the theme of rose gold, which is all I wear and the color of my engagement and wedding ring!” They both look stunning. Sterling posted a few photos as well. Keep clicking for more wedding pics!
If you read the site, you’ll know that Phoebe Price is everything there is right in the world. You will know that she’s always in the right place at the right time while the paparazzi are around and that her goal to get in tabloids to become a name before social media existed not only work, it was incredible to watch….and you’ll know that she doesn’t go a Holiday without getting into a Themed costume to do a fun photoshoot…reminding us to never give up on her dreams but more importantly, to always remember Phoebe Price… Sure Valentines is next week, but it came early for me….in this DIY photoshoot far hotter than anything else you’ll see today… I asked for more topless pics to jerk off to, but like all girls, they never come through when I’m jerking off…but this is porn to someone…mainly me….Phoebe Price erotic for life… The post Phoebe Price is Everything for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know the only reason CR FASHION BOOK, some prestigious fashion scene fake, plastic, bullshit, fabricated level of importance that doesn’t actually matter – produced or re-released these pics of these it models is for you to jerk off to …right? The models are: Maryna Linchuk, Irina Shayk,Nina Agdal, Gigi Hadid, Lily Donaldson, Amina Blue and Joan Smalls Jerk off to them… It’s black and white so you know it’s art….to jerk off to…. Thanks CR BOOK and all your prestige for the jerk off material… The post CR Fashion Book Released New Images of Models to Jerk Off To of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes Brings Swirly Family And Best Friend Joan Smalls To Miami Beach Fun times at the beach! Seems like it’s been quite awhile since we featured one of our favorite swirl couples, Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes and her DJ hubby Sunnery James . The couple hit Miami Beach New Year’s Day along with good friend Joan Smalls and her boyfriend. Cute couple right? Hit the flip for some really precious pics of Doutzen’s kids Phyllon and Myllena. SplashNews/Instagram
Doutzen Kroes Brings Swirly Family And Best Friend Joan Smalls To Miami Beach Fun times at the beach! Seems like it’s been quite awhile since we featured one of our favorite swirl couples, Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes and her DJ hubby Sunnery James . The couple hit Miami Beach New Year’s Day along with good friend Joan Smalls and her boyfriend. Cute couple right? Hit the flip for some really precious pics of Doutzen’s kids Phyllon and Myllena. SplashNews/Instagram
Love Magazine officially sucks. You get a hot supermodel like Joan Smalls and you make a video like this? What kind of pretentious bullshit is this? I’m surprised Joan allowed this to be released. Epic fail.
