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Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy

Posted on July 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best…. Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them… Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating.. Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more… My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE… Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Posted on July 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne V is old as fuck…she’s pushing 40 and for a model that makes her as disgusting as you’d expect her to be…but not as disgusting as the MOST disgusting thing I know about her…and that is that she’s fucked or “dated”…which I assume means fucked that poofter from Maroon 5….Adam Levine…modelfucker because it makes him feel less faggot for his stupid money making rockstar who I hate hearing every time I hear his bullshit…rape my ears…… She’s now a mom to a kid named Alaska…her baby daddy is a Dot Com billionaire who runs Yahoo!….because nerds get model pussy you know…. She still looks good…despite being old as fuck and a mom….because Russians, she’s Russian, are experts at this shit…. The post Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne V is old as fuck…she’s pushing 40 and for a model that makes her as disgusting as you’d expect her to be…but not as disgusting as the MOST disgusting thing I know about her…and that is that she’s fucked or “dated”…which I assume means fucked that poofter from Maroon 5….Adam Levine…modelfucker because it makes him feel less faggot for his stupid money making rockstar who I hate hearing every time I hear his bullshit…rape my ears…… She’s now a mom to a kid named Alaska…her baby daddy is a Dot Com billionaire who runs Yahoo!….because nerds get model pussy you know…. She still looks good…despite being old as fuck and a mom….because Russians, she’s Russian, are experts at this shit…. The post Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on June 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Clickbait… Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it…but she is clickbait when in a bikini doing model shit that is hardly erotic or exciting…but bikinis and bathing suits…even in a world where that’s all I see on social media…people are into lookin’…. I’m sure I’ve seen her tits before, but it’s so hard to keep track in a world where I’ve seen everyone’s tits, or can ask anyone for tit pics and get them, becuase they are just tits. I don’t know what to do or how to handle this information overload… The post Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…and she’s got an AGENCY…but more importantly a hot body… She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her… BUT she’s booked Playboy, where she’s not getting naked, even though PLAYBOY is supposed to be naked so she’s either a not so typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how hot their body is to generate some following and increase her day rate for her hooking…. OR she’s just a girl figuring out the American dream…from Poland with love…if there’s money…or sex work…or just looking good half naked on social media who fucking cares…she looks good and I support sex work at all levels..because the real win is making a living off being in a bikini…while actual American have to work. Suckers… I guess she’s not even that hot, but people like her, and thus American companies will work with her, it’s a fascinating scam these girls are all living off of…amazing…it’s like people don’t care about much other than following…that these bitches can buy…it’s so weird. The post Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby…. Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want… Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner… But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now…. COVER GIRL!! Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success… The post Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Looking Old in Elle Australia of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba looks old….because she is old… She’s also a billionaire..but more imoportanlty, Jessica ALba, the hot half mexican from all the shittiest movies of many years ago…who inspired you to jerk off in at least one bikini picture, because she had titties and looked good in a bikini, it was her mission…or her value, who knows, it was a different time and she’s not all that hot, I don’t think she would have had a career if she came into the industry as a young Alba today, she’s just too lame, but it happened, and here she is…being thoughtful…as she promotes her empire…and by thoughtful I mean not THOT enough and old. But foot fetish pic…right? The post Jessica Alba Looking Old in Elle Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli….new mom with a rich guy she married – after being a coke and party slut of Tel Aviv thanks to being all famous and having had famous cock in her – is BACK….proving why the Jewish people are the chosen ones…but also giving Jewish guys hope to find a nice Israeli girl who has a bunch of different level of genetics up in her…that she doesn’t look like some kind of inbred troll….and I am a bit of fan.. Sure she’s old, she’s bigger, but she’s a classic…and has seem some shit…with her big old tits…and I’m glad to see her existing…even though I pretty much forgot about her…as I do with most pregnancy stories… The post Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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