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Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lottie Moss – Butt Shots of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lottie Moss and her “Not Yours” silly, cheeky, funny, cute tattoo that you know everyone she fucks or who fucks her from behind laughs about because they know that at that moment in time, that cute little ass is theirs…whither Lottie admits it or not…usually when someone goes with a comedic empowering thing and tattoos it on their ass…they are full of shit…but I like her ass anyway… This is a series of pictures of her ass in a bikini that may not matter in the grand scheme but that I am actually starting to vibe on…. Because I realized she’s milking her name for trashy reality TV, not for fashion and for some reason that makes me like her better. It’s like she knows she’s trashy and better suited for trashy cuz it’s fun than High Fashion modeling…and she probably still gets paid milking her half sister Kate’s name… The whole thing is great – because when a girl who is not capable of being a top model, get booked as a top model because of her instagram followers, I feel the need for a world reset…..but when a girl who still mooches her name goes the right direction…I feel there is still hope…because not everyone should be a model…even with all this fat chick empowerment shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lottie Moss – Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the fuck is Taylor Hills…. No one knows… She’s the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of. One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…where they are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same….. But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval..it makes them feel like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn…but then again who isn’t…even though she doens’t have that much sex appeal…we call it Anne Hathaway sex appeal…it doesn’t exist…but I would still watch her get her throat fucked.. The post Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love me some Rihanna impersonators in some unbreathable fabric pants…because I like when shit gets steamy and has no where to go….even if it is on bootleg celebrities…who are better suited for showing off her tits…than her ass….but I’ll still look because I am pathetic…and I guess so are you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora in Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fitness Lessons with Sara Sampaio of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little fitness program with Sara Sampaio. Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, who barely anyone in Portugal has ever really heard of, but who is from Portugal…and most importantly skinny as fuck…so if you’re going to take any advice from her, it would probably be better suited being her diet plan, you know starve yourself, but I guess her workout is important too…I’m just surprised she didn’t pass out from exhaustion due to not eating….but maybe I’m skinny girl shaming, even though I love skinny girls, the skinnier the better, I just prefer my skinny girls not kicking ass, but struggling to stand after one drink…due to liver failure from starvation…it’s so much hotter…and they can’t really fight you off when you want to cuddle them in a back alley…because you’re a romantic…and Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Part 2 Part 3 –

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Carmen Electra Working The Camera with ther Implants of the Day

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a some pics of Carmen Electra in her hotel room….having her pics taken by the paparazzi…a fact that in and of itself says that this shit is staged…cuz the last time the paparazzi was allowed anywhere near a hotel room of a star…it was Britney Spears during her crazy cry for attention I’m Bi-Polar phase…and he was having sex with her… So she’s in her workout gear, all made up, and dying her shoe like a stripper putting on a weak stage show, a career that was probably better suited for Carmen Electra, but her timing was good and she won at fucking life… But seeing her do this, like she’s not 100 fucking years old….is just awkward as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Effing Snooki. The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream “TMI” even by her standards. Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the “big O” and “swamp ass” seem downright boring. So what’s Snook’s sex life like? Be forewarned. She revealed that she’ll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude . Lovely. “I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told Us . ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm.” “What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head. She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!” Basically, Snooki and her kid won’t meet until he can walk.

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President Obama Better Suited to Handle Alien Invasion Than Mitt Romney, Survey Finds

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A majority respondents to a new survey say President Barack Obama is better suited to handle an alien invasion than GOP nominee-in-waiting Mitt Romney. Yes, someone actually polled this. “We wanted the pulse on people’s opinions,” said Brad Dancer of National Geographic, who conducted the survey for the new series “Chasing UFOs.” “We wanted to get a sense of how Americans view UFOs , what people believe and how mainstream pop culture may or may not play into their opinions.” For whatever reason, nearly 65 percent of respondents said Obama would be better suited to handle a theoretical alien invasion than Romney. Obama trumped Romney across the board, winning broad support from women (68 percent), men (61 percent) and those aged 18-64 (68 percent). During a May visit to the White House by the actor Will Smith and his family, Obama was quizzed by Smith’s 13-year-old son, Jaden, about aliens. “OK, I can neither confirm or deny the existence of extraterrestrials,” Obama said from the White House Situation Room, according to Will. “But I can tell you if there had been a top secret meeting, and if there would have been a discussion about it, it would have taken place in this room.” No idea how Obama would poll against some top movie presidents . Who would you vote for if the election were today?

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