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Nicole Snooki Polizzi topless clip

Nicole Polizzi AKA Snooki from the hit MTV TV reality series Jersey Shore has much better things to do with her life nowadays such as starting a family with her man but here is a throwback to when she was a crazy meatball and going topless in this hot tub while she was wearing a bikini Continue reading

Amber Heard and Tasya Van Ree: It’s Over!

In the wake of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis ‘ separation after 14 years together, his rumored new flame Amber Heard has split with her girlfriend too. The bisexual actress and artist/photographer, Tasya van Ree, are broken up . “They are no longer in a relationship,” an insider tells In Touch of the women, who were together since 2008 but quietly called it off several months back. The couple split right around when things between Amber Heard, who was recently cast in Machete Kills , and Johnny Depp (allegedly) started heating up. According to the celebrity gossip mag, the duo remain close friends and Tasya van Ree appears to be “enjoying single life again.” So that’s good at least. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

Effing Snooki. The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream “TMI” even by her standards. Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the “big O” and “swamp ass” seem downright boring. So what’s Snook’s sex life like? Be forewarned. She revealed that she’ll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude . Lovely. “I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told Us . ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm.” “What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head. She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!” Basically, Snooki and her kid won’t meet until he can walk.

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Snooki & JWoww Recap: When Life Throws You a Spermball

Snooki & JWoww, a half-hour Jersey Shore spinoff, premiered on MTV last night. It was … exactly what you think it was. Snooki and JWoww just livin’ life! Of course, we already knew the main storyline coming in, given that the gals are bona fide celebrity gossip staples at this point – Snook’s preggers. Still, not everything about the show, in which the Shore stars move into a Jersey City, N.J., apartment, was telegraphed. Some of it was even funny. Let’s break it down, THG +/- style! JWoww, on prepping to put her partying ways behind her and settle down: “I’m ’bout to hit 30 in a coupla years, and that’s it.” Girl, you’re 26. Minus 9 . The scene in which Snooki tells Jenni she’s pregnant and engaged was evidently not staged, as JWoww is SURE Nicole is kidding and it’s a joke. Plus 50 . “Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a spermball … obviously.” – Snooki . Clearly written for her by MTV, but still, nice one! Plus 8 . “Jionni proposed and I’m engaged,” Nicole Polizzi insists. “I swear!” “No, you’re not,” Jenni Farley says. “You would’ve told me!!” She just did! Minus 1 . “Like, who lives in a firehouse?” says Snooki, re: their new digs. Firemen, or reality stars basically. Either way, looks like a pretty cool place, so Plus 5 . JWoww isn’t sad about Snooki about being pregnant, just about being late for their apartment hunting and leaving her sitting on a stoop alone. Minus 5 . Plus 20 for the guy ogling the pair out of a car window. Addresses the prospect of paying utilities herself, Snooki wonders why she even needs electricity, and appears not to be joking. Oye. Minus 28 . JWoww tells Roger, “I just don’t want to be, like, that girl at 45 years old, being like ‘Damn, I wish I lived by the city with my girlfriend.'” We doubt anyone said that in reference to Jersey City specifically, but point taken. Plus 4 . “I will always be there for Jenni, no matter what,” says Snook. “She can lift my spirits at the drop of a hat,” says J. Major love-fest alert! Plus 10 . JWoww really has to go to the bathroom while they’re touring an apartment, and the place has no toilet paper. Anyone wondering why, per chance? “She has her period,” Snooki tells the broker. Minus 47 for that over-share. Farley eventually grabs the paper bag used to hold a bagel she bought for Snooki, in case anyone were curious how this would be resolved. Minus 9 . JWoww tells Snooki what she would have done had the bathroom not been functional (because that happens). “That’s disgusting,” she says of JWoww’s answer. “You’ve done worse,” Jenni notes. “Yeah, that’s true,” Snooki confesses. These two really are kinda cute together as BFFs. Plus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +8 .

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Snooki pussy

Is this really a hacked picture of Snooki AKA Nicole Polizzi? It certainly looks like the little Jersey Shore meatball is showing the world her pussy in this self-shot pose Continue reading

Snooki Confirms She’s Got A Gut Full And Admits She Got Slizzard During Her First Trimester

Don’t worry though, she says she’s got “different priorities now!” According to US Weekly reports : After weeks of rumors, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly that she is 15 weeks pregnant — and engaged to the father, beau of one and a half years Jionni LaValle. And the Jersey Shore star and LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, they tell Us. “I have different priorities now,” reformed party girl Snooki says. “I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.” Adds LaValle: “We are not going to screw this up.” The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news “right after New Year’s,” she said. Snooki’s first thought? “‘S–t, I’ve been drinking!’ I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” she admits. SMH. It sounds bad, but Snooki is definitely not the only woman whose first thought after finding out they’re pregnant is — “I guess I need to put the drinks down.” Do you think she’ll be a good mother? More On Bossip! Diversity Deficient: The Top 10 Countries With The World’s Most Beautiful Women According To Traveler’s Digest It’s About To Be A Girl Fight: Karrueche Goes In On RihRih After Her Rice Cakes Comments… “I’m Angelina, You’re Jen. You See Where Brad Is At!” Lucky Wives: These Men Keep It Right, Tight And Chiseled For Their Spouses A “Lil Positivity”: San Francisco 49ers Vernon Davis And Business Partner Antone Barnes Are Changing Perceptions, Changing The Game, And Empowering The Black Community

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Snooki Pregnant, According to Report

Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi is pregnant, according to Star magazine. We’ll believe it when we see it, but that’s what they’re saying in their latest issue. The reality star and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting, an “insider” says , spilling: “She is pregnant and has only told closest friends and some family.” Never one to keep quiet, the 24-year-old can’t resist hinting that something’s up: “She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming.” … Possibly a great deal for the poor kid . Snooki (a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi) will soon be starring in a Jersey Shore spinoff with JWoww … if they can find a place to film after Hoboken kicked them out . Wherever it films, Star claims Snooki/Jionni Jr. will be part of the plot. “They are having to redo the creative direction of her Jersey Shore spinoff because of Snooki’s pregnancy,” says the alleged insider of the guidette. Despite Snooki’s weight loss in recent months, the reality star has been dropping clues on social networking sites that she may be in the family way. “I feel sick,” Snook admitted in a January 25 post on her Facebook page, then later tweeted: “Late night craving… yogurt hits the fricken spot!” That doesn’t really prove much. Much like her craving to get it in, Snooki’s odd food cravings can take place at any time and involve any thing. Then again, that could also explain the pregnancy. Congrats, maybe!

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Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi out at STK

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was out at STK in Hollywood last night, and we were thrilled to see her! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Jonny "The Unit" Manfre from Jersey Shore chats with the paparazzi at STK

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Jonny “The Unit” Manfre from Jersey Shore spoke with the paparazzi at STK about Snooki, girls, and fitness of coarse! Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty?!

Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night’s Jersey Shore. Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki’s marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi. This and many other memorable Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night are broken down by THG, as always, in our trademark +/- recap below: SPECIAL EXAM: This is what it’s like for viewers watching Sammi onscreen. Things are good in the Jersey Shore house. It’s just the calm before the storm, but there’s actually no drama or active feud as the episode commences! Plus 8 . But, as Ronnie put it after a night of drinking ended with him puking like a madman as usual, it’s always “one step forward and two step backs.” Minus 5 . We’ve seen people on Jersey Shore getting probed a lot, but never like this. Plus 4 . Despite assurances that “I’ve dranken a lot more than I drank tonight,” Ron’s arse swells to the point that we’re treated to the haunting visual above. Minus 11 . Snooki fell asleep with the dogs. A more apt scenario may never transpire. Plus 7 . Deena: “It’s not Halloween. I’m not handing out candy for free. You need a golden ticket to get in these drawers.” They give those out for free, though. Minus 7 . The girls try on outfits at the sex shop. JWoww looks right at home. Plus 5 . Snooki’s exercise regimen: Masturbating all day. Snooki . Gross. Minus 3 . The Situation sums up Sammi perfectly as such: “We’re waiting for Sam, who’s straightening her hair… whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.” Plus 17 . NEW JUICEHEAD : Jeff Miranda woos Snooki hard. We are finally introduced to douchebag Jeff Miranda , who briefly dated and tried to use Snooki for approximately 15 minutes last summer. Minus 9 . Fortunately, even Snooki’s alcohol-ransacked brain picked up on some warning signs, namely the fact that he may or may not be engaged. Plus 7 . Ronnie to Sammi: “Bitch, I cook you breakfast every morning when I get up and you don’t do (bleep) for me.” Minus 4 . Ronnie to MTV cameras: “What don’t I do for Sam, except wipe her ass and for her and breathe for her?” Minus 14 . “Hell has to be just like this.” – Vin. Or heaven? A fine line, indeed. Plus 3 . “We have no shame when we talk about sex.” – Snooki. Or anything. Minus 5 . Snooki reveals that she hates the ocean, then encourages us to Google why it’s so salty, then – spoiler alert – reveals it’s all the whale sperm. Plus 10 . ALL SMILES: Does Pauly D ever NOT look like this?! Sam to Ron: “You wanna just break up?” “That’s your answer to every problem,” Ronnie tells her. “Whatever, dude.” Breakup #190 commences … Plus 8 . Ron to Sam: “I’m the reason you’re still here. I’m the reason you got through Miami.” LOLOLOL … and wanted to leave Miami and kill herself. Minus 5 . Danielle the Stalker was back, but this time Pauly called a truce and brought her back to the house. To be mocked, sure, but still, a truce is a truce. Plus 9 . Pauly busts out the “I Love Jewish Girls” shirt. Funny, but scripted. Minus 5 . Deena: “Face down, ass up. That’s the way I have a good time.” At least she’s come to grips with this and embraced it for the amusement of all. Plus 7 . Sammi just wants “Closure, bro.” She’s worse than a rectal exam. Minus 6 . TOTAL: +9. SEASON TOTAL: +152.

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