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Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day

Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out… This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it. The post Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day

Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid…. I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone…. I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters… What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean. The post Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is great. Straight from the UK. So classy and sophisticated despite being nude or half nude all the time because she’s British. She’s got a fully cunty face and I am convinced that she’s got serious attitude, with no time for bullshit, no time for people, and she can’t be bothered being inconvenienced….and for some reason, a reason I call loving bitches who are hot and know it – and act the part….I love it…. I feel like she’s been in the scene forever, she’s gotta be pretty old by now, but she’s still fucking great…and I’m not talking about actual fucking…she does that with that bald dude Jason Strathem…. I’m a fan of whatever is going on in these Elle Korea pics because I’m a simple man – who needs simple images – to make my simple life seem more insignificant than it is. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day

Jaime King must be hiding her track marks from when she was a heroin addict with her photographer boyfriend who ended up dying from the heroin…back when she was a model…rockin’ that skinny heroin chic of the late 90s…because she is that old… She’s also hiding her stomach, because she’s likely got a mangled stomach, probably from c-section scars or just from making babies, as babies destroy a motherfucker’s body..including pussy…and sex appeal and it’s just part of the many reasons you shouldn’t breed..along with kids are ungrateful parasites that mooch off you in every way, that don’t care about you or value you, because you’re expected to be nice to them…. Either way, she’s a terrible actress, totally insincere, but she’s made it work for her…even if you can’t name anything she’s been in, you probably remember her tits in fashion shoots back in the days of internet celebrity nudity gallery sites…that got me into this bullshit in the first place.. She looks so old and beat up…because I guess she is…things end…it happens…nothing is forever…but at least it happened…at least that’s probably what she’s thinking as she’s at the Four Seasons…all rich and fancy…and easily forgotten. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s Got the Worst Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day

Little known fact that no one cares about – but I’ll tell you about it anyway – because that’s just the kind of repetitive old man with a very boring, depressing, repetitive life, filled with a fat wife who is never full and self medicating as I go through it because it makes shit more fun…. Is that Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember actively jerking off to. I mean it could have happened before her, I didn’t lose my jerking off virginity to her, because there was jerking off pre Elle Macpherson, but I was a 18 or 19 year old and got my hands on some 25th Anniversary video of Sports Illustrated Swim – which at the time was a big deal and she was in it – her first year…all cute and fun and Australian at the peak of Australian hype….1989 motherfuckers…a lifetime, not an exciting or good lifetime for me…but a pretty decent one for her as she’s married to some billionaire and still looks like a hot Elle Macpherson….in her fucking 50s..it’s just crazy but I’d like to say I called it…not that I followed the career that closely, but just comparing this Elle shoot and over all existence to my jerking off to her… makes it pretty fucking clear….always a goddess and forever…that her comeback tour may involve bringing my Elle Macpherson targeted cumming back…we’re so in sync, and she’s Justin Timberlake… Here’s her tits in a bra being flashed or soemthing – and I think I am still in love with her… A video posted by Elle Macpherson (@ellemacphersonofficial) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:47pm PDT The post Elle Macpherson Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day

Here’s the cocktease picture preview of the fake model, fake rich kid tits to come… Bella Hadid is on the cocktease – for Vogue or whatever magazine this is for – in a topless picture of Mert and Marcus – some of the biggest fashion photographers around – who shoot all the celebs..and I guess she’s come a long way from working the Organic smoothie shop in Malibu a few years ago – before her sister got instagram famous piggy backing on the Kardashians – allowing Bella to piggy back off her sister – where both can be models, even if they don’t necessarily deserve to be models, it’s what their model mom wanted for them – because it landed her a billionaire and a good life – so why not instil that whoring on her spawns… The post Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties… Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked…. Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?… Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares… TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares… The post Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day

Victoria’s Beckham is probably pretty big in Hong Kong, but she’s not very big anywhere else.. She’s thin, she’s got a hot body, and in terms of the Spice Girls, she’s manifested into the character she played as a spice girl, of rich, snobby, skinny and pretentious cunt…but more importantly, has aged the best of any of the Spice Girls, I know because I am an obsessed fan who watches their every move….thanks to social media – not because I actually care… So she was part of this hot shoot – despite being old a mom of a bunch of kids…and it is worth looking at, staring at and remembering that if you find a girl obsessed with you, who marries you and makes you babies, always cheat on her and let her catch you, it’ll keep her more in shape than these other girls who just have all this Spice Girl money and egos, who think they can just let things slip – because they are Spice Girls… What I am trying to say is…How much I like these skinny legs…which is enough to ignore that she’s old as fuck… Sidenote – in 1997 – I jerked off to the Spice Girl’s first video… The post Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid in Some MAgazine of the Day

Here’s some bootleg sister in a pair of underwear jacked up into her vagina – to keep it all in place after THe Weeknd banged it out…. You see, I know people he fucks while dating “Bella Hadid” and they say he’s got a big dick, and I guess you’d have to when you sing in such a high pitched angelic tone… Sure my sources may just be angry girls who are mad that he didn’t fuck them when he had the chance because he’s committed to this bootleg sister of Gigi Hadid…but it’s more fun to assume that everything, from her face to her career to her relationship is bullshit…because it is…. It’s the plight of the rich girl who is vapid, egotistical, garbage…but still in magazines because she’s less expensive and selective of the jobs she takes than her more famous sister who’s coattails she rode to be this IMPORTANT and ICONIC forgettable..trash… But in her defence, I think she’s hotter and more dramatic looking than her candy-coated commercial model sister..so what I am saying is I don’t hate any of these people, I don’t care about their success or their bullshit, I just care about their tits, and Bella’s tits are more interesting because she’s not the famous one….she’s just as vapid though!!! Here are some pics: Here’s her nipples… Since there is no “Dark and Mysterious Version of Gigi Hadid with more Plastic Surgery Than Gigi Hadid” without Gigi Hadid – this career wouldn’t exist without GIGI’s need to be famous vapid twat….here’s GIGI in a silky dress rockin’ hard nipples… The post Bella Hadid in Some MAgazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day

People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people…. But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna… Here’s the videos The post Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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