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Gal Gadot Does GQ Good

I know you nerds out there are probably pretty excited about that new Justice League movie that’s coming out this week. And you know what? I am too. Not because I care about Batman or Superman or… that fish dude? No, I’m psyched because it means we get more hotness from Gal Gadot , like this new cover shoot for she did for GQ . So here’s hoping they do 15 more of these dumb-ass movies. Fingers crossed.

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Bella Thorne Pegging Some Dude of the Day

If you’ve ever met a Disney kid, or really any dude aged 20, you will see that they are dancing homos who grew up on Disney Kids, that are all skinny jeaned, but accessorized with a skateboard and beanie, and act like little girls, despite fucking hot girls, probably pretty aggressively thanks to porn, and the whole thing confuses me… I saw two dudes, straight dudes, talking about fucking girls, dancing on video for each other’s snap chats…it’s weird… Like this pic of bra wearing Bella Thorne butt fucking one of them…it’s weird. The post Bella Thorne Pegging Some Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”…. I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver… I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Looking Hot for Elle Korea of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably pretty old now, but she’s one of the hottest there ever was. You know that cunty, snobby, British looking, tea drinking, uptight, too good for you, too good for anyone really, all fancy and luxurious because she’s rich and knows she’s hot… But she dates bald guys (if they are rich and famous) and she plays Megan Fox in Transformers movies (pretty low level), and most importantly – she gets naked in photoshoots (like an instagram model who works at the mall) – so it’s safe to say she’s not all that bad…maybe she’s actually kinda down…she’s just got that bitchy face because even if she’s a bitch, we’d probably all eat her shit coming out of her asshole…just to see it coming out of her asshole…she’s great to look at. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Looking Hot for Elle Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Trying to Look Up Jessica Alba’s Skirt of the Day

Jessica Alba has been on the aggressive hustle to promote herself – because she’s taking her bullshit company of a few years public, which means a big pay day for her, and as long as she gets the attention of the people to divert from the shitty products she’s selling that are apparently misleading and a lie like pretty much everything being sold, including but not limited to Jessica ALba the mom of moms…and I guess the best way to say “look at me”..is wearing a high slit – revealing dress you can imagine having a basic instinct moment – where she proves that mom’s can bounce back from that kind of baby making nonsense – especially when the baby making is primarily to help trap a man / build an empire selling product to clueless new moms who figure Jessica Alba knows a thing or two about housekeeping or running a household and family – because she’s Mexican..and that’s what we do…even though she’s been rich and famous forever and has Mexicans who do that for her…. Here she is braless… The post Trying to Look Up Jessica Alba’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day

Victoria’s Beckham is probably pretty big in Hong Kong, but she’s not very big anywhere else.. She’s thin, she’s got a hot body, and in terms of the Spice Girls, she’s manifested into the character she played as a spice girl, of rich, snobby, skinny and pretentious cunt…but more importantly, has aged the best of any of the Spice Girls, I know because I am an obsessed fan who watches their every move….thanks to social media – not because I actually care… So she was part of this hot shoot – despite being old a mom of a bunch of kids…and it is worth looking at, staring at and remembering that if you find a girl obsessed with you, who marries you and makes you babies, always cheat on her and let her catch you, it’ll keep her more in shape than these other girls who just have all this Spice Girl money and egos, who think they can just let things slip – because they are Spice Girls… What I am trying to say is…How much I like these skinny legs…which is enough to ignore that she’s old as fuck… Sidenote – in 1997 – I jerked off to the Spice Girl’s first video… The post Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis and Emily Ratajkowski do Easter for Love Magazine of the DAy

Here’s some sponsored video for Love Magazine, because Love Magazine does all the events, holidays, with relevant people, because they are seen as “cool”…paid for by some clothing brand or jewelry brand, featuring some models, who aren’t really models, or wouldn’t really be models if it wasn’t for getting naked on the internet and having a big following…they are probably pretty expensive to get in a video you’re producing for a brand, because when you have 15 minutes where people are willing to pay you, take the fucking money when you can…. The video isn’t nude enough for nude models, but bunny gifs are very hip, hipster, and cool…making it fashion…but as fashion…it should have more nipples we’ve already seen… Overrated…definitely. The post Hannah Davis and Emily Ratajkowski do Easter for Love Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Price is Right Model Wins Suit: "Wide Load" Brandi Cochran Awarded $777,000

Former Price is Right model Brandi Cochran sued the show for allegedly firing her for getting pregnant in 2010. This week, a jury sided with her to the tune over $777,000. The long-running game show maintained that many models have gotten pregnant while working on the show. Nonetheless, Cochran (left) won her lawsuit going away. That sum may still grow, in fact. The jury was swayed by Cochran’s claim that producers made comments about her pregnancy, including calling her derogatory terms such as “wide load.” If the jury determines that the comments of staff members were “malicious,” as opposed to merely negligent, she could be due an even bigger payday. It’s unclear what the timetable is for awarding additional damages in this case, but a representative of the production company says the case was flawed. The court didn’t even get to hear some favorable information that would lean toward the production company’s side, they say, and their side will still come out. How that could be the case after she’s already been awarded over three quarters of a million dollars, we have no idea. But don’t diss pregnant women, people. To use one of our favorite Happy Gilmore quotes , the price is WRONG, b!tches! Well, if you’re the show, anyway. Brandi’s probably pretty happy right now.

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Price is Right Model Wins Suit: "Wide Load" Brandi Cochran Awarded $777,000

Emily Blunt in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Nothing says going to the gym…or in my case waiting outside the gym cuz of the restraining order…like tight pants hugging pussy… I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but I know what her pussy looks like…in tight pants…which is probably pretty accurate….

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FedEx Fail: Camera Catches Worst Delivery Ever

This FedEx delivery guy is probably pretty embarrassed right now. Or out of a job. The shipping company is in damage control mode after one of its drivers inflicted actual damage to a (now broken) computer during a delivery. Watch his oh-so-careful methods below. Merry Christmas! FedEx Delivery FAIL “I want you to know that I was upset, embarrassed, and very sorry for our customer’s poor experience,” said Matthew Thornton, a FedEx Senior V.P. “The situation has now been resolved to the customer’s satisfaction, and we are handling the employee according to our disciplinary policies.” “We know that this behavior is an aberration and is not reflective of the outstanding FedEx customer service that makes us proud around the world.” The hilarious part is that the customer was home at the time , with the front door wide open. Ringing the bell on the gate would’ve done the job. No word on what disciplinary action will be taken against the driver.

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