Tag Archives: take-ownership

Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are… Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone… I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great… But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me… The post Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the original post here:
Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

See more here:
Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off… These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too… Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos…. Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

Excerpt from:
2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out… All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit. It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

The rest is here:
Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Paula Deen’s Apology is LOLZ of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There comes a point in raping your public image where you are too far gone to ever apologize, you know you either have to take ownership and ride it til it dies, or you do….or blame being drunk and going through diabetic shock…because the amount of people who believe your tears… This isn’t the original video I saw, I guess she back peddled thanks to the shitty edits, that I only assume she’s getting coached through by her publicist because she’s got a team who make a lot of money off her…are probably very few and far between… She’s lost and won’t get back anyone who is sensitive about racist shit, while her core fans, who are probably just as racist as her will just get mad she’s back peddling on their KKK agenda… I don’t know shit on this story, I don’t even know who this hick racist bitch is, I just know people are talking about it, and it makes me laugh that this was her attempt at redemption…but I guess hicks aren’t really known for their smarts… Her show has been cancelled despite the fact that she is on TV in the first place is just insane to me. Either way, diabetes will eventually get her…or her feet and legs…and the The good news is…when cable or Network TV turns it’s back on you..you can aways sex tape….and I would totally be into that… I mean the only way to make us believe you aren’t racist is to release a video of you getting fucked up the ass or gang banged by a couple of black guys… Get workin’ on that, now that you have the time off… Go to the FOOD NETWORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE – To laugh at the Racists Defending their Hick Pig Woman

Read more here:
Paula Deen’s Apology is LOLZ of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror…. Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking…. Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit…. Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”…. I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

Go here to see the original:
Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,