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2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off… These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too… Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos…. Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

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Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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