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Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Eliza Sys, but I just fell in love with these pictures of her and was forced to google her, so that I get into her before she gets famous, cuz looking at her naked for fashion, I know that I am in love, or at least totally into seeing more of her naked, ideally every morning I wake up until learning that hot naked girls are just as horrible and annoying…demanding and evil as the ugly naked girls you sell your soul to… I mean this up on some hotter than Video Vixen Emily Ratajkowski shit…someone get this girl more work so I can stare at her more often in pictures…because leaving my house and computer is scary… This girl is perfect…

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Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day

2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off… These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too… Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos…. Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

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Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out… All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit. It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chantelle Houghton Gives Us A Great View

I don’t know much about Chantelle Houghton . To be honest, I probably couldn’t even pick her out of a busty British nobody lineup (but I’d definitely have fun trying). Anyway, here’s the alleged British reality star at the pool, and even though she’s not the hottest girl we’ve ever had in a bikini on this site, I can think of two very big, gigantic, huge reasons why Chantelle should be way more famous than she currently is. And I’ll give you one guess what they are. Related Articles: Chanelle Hayes Naked In Nuts Chanelle Hayes And Chantelle Houghton Are Skanky Goodness Chanelle Hayes Sex Tape Chantelle Houghton And Her Powerful Cleavage Photos: Fameflynet

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Chanelle Hayes New Boobs Busting Out In Nuts

See now this Chanelle Hayes hottie possesses more of the type of breasts I look for in my women, large, soft and completely phony. So hot. Here she is showing off the massive new breasts for Nuts magazine. Saying these things are nuts is an understatement, they’re insane. This is my kind of woman, big fake hair, big fake boobs and a need to show it all off. Marry me? She can where this outfit while she walks down the aisle. I hope our guest don’t mind my erection. Call me.

Chanelle Hayes New Boobs Busting Out In Nuts

See now this Chanelle Hayes hottie possesses more of the type of breasts I look for in my women, large, soft and completely phony. So hot. Here she is showing off the massive new breasts for Nuts magazine. Saying these things are nuts is an understatement, they’re insane. This is my kind of woman, big fake hair, big fake boobs and a need to show it all off. Marry me? She can where this outfit while she walks down the aisle. I hope our guest don’t mind my erection. Call me.

Kristen Bell Needs To Cheer Up

Here’s Kristen Bell looking angry, as usual, walking the streets in a tight pair of jeans. I like the denims, but I can do without the attitude young lady. I don’t know what her problem is, she looks like a bitter former cheerleader turned housewife who’s life hasn’t turned out the way she had hoped. She’s considered sort of a movie star isn’t she? She should be walking around with a huge smile on her face and a pocket full of cash… Not this crabby face. I don’t like it.

Chantelle Houghton And Her Powerful Cleavage

Here’s one of those busty British glamor model that nobody other than myself and a few perverts really gives a crap about over here, Chantelle Houghton , showing off her ample bosom in a low cut dress in jolly old England yesterday. With breasts like that floating around I’d be pretty jolly too. I find it funny that she’s posing next to a horse, her face actually kinda looks pretty horse like, they could be twins. Except for the powerful breasts…. I’m talking about the horse, that thing is jacked!

Tia Carrere In Sexy Shiny Pants

In case some of you were thinking that this was 1991, judging by Tia Carerre’s body, it’s clearly not. Here’s the asian cougar out in a nice pair of shiny leggings the other day

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Chantelle Houghton Is An Older Paris Hilton With Bigger Boobs

Here’s busty British nobody Chantelle Houghton looking a little worse for wear the other night in the back of car. With big fake boobs like that I’m sure it’s not the first time she’s been drunk in the back seat and probably won’t be the last. If you’ve ever wondered what Paris Hilton would look like a little older, if she put on twenty pounds and treated herself to a nice new pair of boobs.

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