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Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

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Sarah Hyland’s Brother Checking Out her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s… It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks… So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!

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Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40. I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach… But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture…. Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has. You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored… TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE #489076951 / gettyimages.com

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Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has. You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored… TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE #489076951 / gettyimages.com

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