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Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day

Alektra Blue, who you can follow on instagram @lilmsblue , is a massive porn star. She’s been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years, for a bunch of the more mainstream porn companies, and you’ve probably seen her fuck on your late night TV porn, because she’s in that realm of pornstars… She is not one of those Amateur Porn girls, who have a shitty documentary, that no one has ever heard of, who jump in the porn scene for 5 minutes, where they bang out for a month or two before disappearing, because porn isn ‘t for everyone, and not everyone makes it in porn… Alektra Blue…has made it in porn..and now she’s in this exclusive set, that is not porn, but up on some hipster modeling, because there’s nothing more hip than being a porn in this era….at least that’s what all the hipsters I try to fuck and who ask me to choke them on their weird feminist gender studies exploration… The pictures are by @raymondcroft and we approve… Via raymondcroft.com The post Alektra Blue for Raymond Croft of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day

A video posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 27, 2015 at 1:40pm PDT Dan Bilzarian’s is the most loved man by other men to ever hit the internet…you know a rich kid, with a rich kid life, who plays professional poker with other rich kids, leading to hookers who hang out with them, because they are rich..and girls love rich…money makes them wet…especailly in Vegas, LA and Miami…where money means access…and access means maybe they’ll have their asses stared at enough to get cast in a movie…so stick in the right circles…by sticking the right dudes inside them…. He’s a guy with guns, boats, planes, cars, etc…and probably a small penis…because why would he be paying TheDirty.com to promote him and make him a celebrity..other than ego…to fill the void of having been raised with money his whole life..and attempting to find cool…while retard dudes envy his existence…the whole thing is just social media nonsense…but at least some times…there’s an ass slap…or two…with classy hooker bitches who are one step away from being porn stars…because porn stars are like regular stars…in this sexed up, cheesy fucking world.. The post Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tommy Pistol’s Pornstar Joke of the DAy

Here’s porn star Tommy Pistol, who we can safely say bangs countless girls on a weekly basis, because that’s what Male pornstars do, not that I’d love to fuck any of the girls he fucks, because porn girls disgust me, but to get paid less than women he fucks, is some convoluted shit..that I can appreciate as a feminist… Ether way, here’s his awesome joke of the day… The post Tommy Pistol’s Pornstar Joke of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has. You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored… TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE #489076951 / gettyimages.com

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