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Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day

A video posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on May 27, 2015 at 1:40pm PDT Dan Bilzarian’s is the most loved man by other men to ever hit the internet…you know a rich kid, with a rich kid life, who plays professional poker with other rich kids, leading to hookers who hang out with them, because they are rich..and girls love rich…money makes them wet…especailly in Vegas, LA and Miami…where money means access…and access means maybe they’ll have their asses stared at enough to get cast in a movie…so stick in the right circles…by sticking the right dudes inside them…. He’s a guy with guns, boats, planes, cars, etc…and probably a small penis…because why would he be paying TheDirty.com to promote him and make him a celebrity..other than ego…to fill the void of having been raised with money his whole life..and attempting to find cool…while retard dudes envy his existence…the whole thing is just social media nonsense…but at least some times…there’s an ass slap…or two…with classy hooker bitches who are one step away from being porn stars…because porn stars are like regular stars…in this sexed up, cheesy fucking world.. The post Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos’ Greek Vag Shot of the Day

Maria Menounos is old. She’s overrated on the men’s blogs. She’s not all that hot and her career is pretty useless and shitty. She hosted some trailer park caliber nightly entertainment show for a decade and quit when she was too old to really leverage that into anything….but for some reason, a reason I call being misinformed, maybe uneducated….people like her…and I’m really only posting this picture of her ass because in Greece, this is a vag shot… In america, THIS IS A VAG SHOT Merry Christmas assholes…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lindsay Lohan Channels the Virgin Mary of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this picture of Lindsay Lohan that she posted today, on Christmas Eve is her dressed like the VIRGIN MARY…. You know today is rumored to be the day that the Virgin Mary went into Labor with your Christ and Lord Jesus Christ, who went onto be a legend, and inspire Coca Cola to invent Santa Claus to commercialize his existence with the masses because it was good for the economy….and had good, wholesome, American values of buying shit you can’t afford… I think it is safe to say that Lohan is as much a Virgin and the Virgin Mary…I mean at least that’s what her herpes are telling me…

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Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense…. What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution…. I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…

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5 More Things to Hate About Ryan from The Real World

Even though Knight served himself a victory slice of Jemmye last night, The Real World felt surprisingly sedate last night. We can attribute this fact to Ryan, our grand duchess of drama, who just wasn’t featured much. While that makes it difficult to name another 25 problems I have with his existence, I can still tack on another five that make me want to call up Bunim-Murray Productions and curse like a backwoods Howard Stern listener. Let’s count ’em off!

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