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Sahara Ray Full Tit Slip of the Day

Slutty Sahara Ray one of the earliest nude instagram soots because she was doing piss colored nude shoots before instagram even existed…is still out there with her tits out…big tits…fun tits…tits worth staring at because she’s still probably under 30 years old…despite instagram feeling like it’s been here forever, it’s really only been 5-6 years that it’s been a thing… I don’t know how you expect me to work, while Dylan McKay from 90210 Fame / LUKE Perry the 30 year old playing an 18 year old….died… But I will try to power through the tears…to see the nipple out for attention…to remind me that we’re still here…still alive…unlike LUKE…do it for LUKE…love every second of tit…or some shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sahara Ray Full Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alicia Vikander Knows How To Model

Before any of you perverts ask, no, Swedish actress/dancer  Alicia Vikander here isn’t the world’s first nipple-less model. I’m pretty sure she’s just taped up for this Elle Magazine photoshoot in LA. Although I guess there’s really only one way to know for sure… I’ll have to see for myself. You know, for science. Or something like that. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Maria Menounos’ Greek Vag Shot of the Day

Maria Menounos is old. She’s overrated on the men’s blogs. She’s not all that hot and her career is pretty useless and shitty. She hosted some trailer park caliber nightly entertainment show for a decade and quit when she was too old to really leverage that into anything….but for some reason, a reason I call being misinformed, maybe uneducated….people like her…and I’m really only posting this picture of her ass because in Greece, this is a vag shot… In america, THIS IS A VAG SHOT Merry Christmas assholes…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anna Kendrick for Fast Company of the Day

I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one… Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…

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Chanel West Coast in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show, and now she’s a rapper…like all the other girl rappers…doing the same fat ass hustle and making money doing it. I’ve never heard her music, I’ve really only heard of her a few times, and I really only posted her ass pics once …so she can’t be all that famous…but she can be in a bikini, and here she is proving it. I love her ass. It’s very Miami.

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5 Haiku Inspired by the Brand-New Eclipse Trailer

When you’re a 30-something straight dude who’s already said pretty much everything he can say about The Twilight Saga: Eclipse , and a new trailer avails itself to the world on Friday afternoon, there’s really only one rational way to approach it: Through the contemplative medium of poetry, seventeen syllables at a time.

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Vince Vaughn Feels Used!

The Couples Retreat star says his fiancee is really only with him to get her creen card! Not really! But funny guy Vince Vaughn likes to joke that his Canadian fiancee, Kyla Weber, is just marrying him to work in the U.S. After all, it’s not like he’s a catch or anything! Vince, who admits he loves a girl with a sense of humor, proposed to her on Valentine’s Day and told Live with Regis and Kelly he was a bit hesitant to date her.

Eliza Dushku’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

As a member of an inter-racial couple, not that I actually consider myself in a realtionship, I’m really only married out of convenience, and not that I really consider myself Mexican, because I’ve been Americanized a few times over and my skin’s turned greay and ashy, but I still like to celebrate all interracial couples I see by pointing and laughing and making it harder for them than it already is, because social stigma is my real life partner, I just don’t really know what it means…but it means I like to make fun of people for things they are already insecure about…and here is the pic that disappoints her family. Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Pet Monkey on a Walk of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a show off. I know there have been rumors of her going broke and not being relelvant or getting work, but if she was so fuckin’ broke, how the fuck could she afford a pet monkey. That’s on some exotic, eccentric pet collector shit that is really only for rich crazy people like Michael Jackson and here she is showin’ it off, just to remind us that she’s better than us.

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