I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one… Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…
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Anna Kendrick for Fast Company of the Day
