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Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial… The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in…. The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related. These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams. She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere.. More pics CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial… The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in…. The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related. These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams. She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere.. More pics CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’…. Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it… Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music… The post Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’…. Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it… Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music… The post Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day

Alicia Vikander like MARGOT ROBBIE (who is boring as fuck at this event) are two girls I don’t really understand, who I assume are Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process… There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere.. But she’s no idiot…she knows not to expose those people who created her…she needs them to live out this dream – because no all hookers turn on their johns but instead appreciate the cash…to buy their nice things with…. She got a Campaign with Louis Vuitton that is probably in the 5 million dollar range – totally nuts if you think about it – no one cares, or is talking about this, or buying their bullshit because VIKANDER is on it…but she’s cashing in and doesn’t give a fuck…here she is in boring. The post Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day

Alicia Vikander like MARGOT ROBBIE (who is boring as fuck at this event) are two girls I don’t really understand, who I assume are Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process… There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere.. But she’s no idiot…she knows not to expose those people who created her…she needs them to live out this dream – because no all hookers turn on their johns but instead appreciate the cash…to buy their nice things with…. She got a Campaign with Louis Vuitton that is probably in the 5 million dollar range – totally nuts if you think about it – no one cares, or is talking about this, or buying their bullshit because VIKANDER is on it…but she’s cashing in and doesn’t give a fuck…here she is in boring. The post Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, I predicted that  Alicia Vikander here would be a huge star . And well, now here’s the Swedish actress on the cover of Elle ‘s September issue. So yeah, looks like my prediction came true. Then again, I also predicted I’d have my own place and a supermodel wife by now, but hey, one out of two ain’t bad!

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Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, I predicted that  Alicia Vikander here would be a huge star . And well, now here’s the Swedish actress on the cover of Elle ‘s September issue. So yeah, looks like my prediction came true. Then again, I also predicted I’d have my own place and a supermodel wife by now, but hey, one out of two ain’t bad!

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Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day

Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story… There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe… SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention. The post Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day

People really believe in this Bella Hadid character…they just cast her for everything and I guess in her defence, it is more rewarding that working at the local ice cream shop, the only job the high school drop out is really qualified for, not that she needs to work. She’s rich kid…so all this is just a way to have fun, feel relevant, and show off her youthful breast implants… I think she’s garbage…but she looks better than she used to…so I guess face injections isn’t so bad…. The post Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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