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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is still posting bikini pics – in the event you were one of those Elizabeth Hurley fans because you just can’t get enough Austin Powers…her biggest moment…. Speaking of Austin Powers, I am a slob and not very good at managing pretty much anything, so I was looking through a box and saw a DVD RENTAL BOX from 2001, when DVDs were a thing and it was Austin Powers..the Liz Hurley One…and I hate that kind of comedy and don’t even remember seeing that video – but here it is in my possession…maybe it was left behind by a crackwhore or maybe I am blocking out the day I robbed a videostore of their worst movie ever…but I can say with confidence that if I do have that DVD, it has likely been jerked off to, whether I remember or not…and the target of that jerking off was likely these tits….30 fucking years ago…but for some reason still looking very similar…weird muppets everywhere. Here is some weird beauty cream thing she posted… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Still? Hurtbae Sits Back Down With Her Scumbag Ex One Year After Original Pitiful Interview [Video]

Soo… Kourtney’s still looking for closure on a long-dead relationship, and Leonard is saying it was what it was since she “wasn’t his girl.” If you care, watch this girl who really needs to get over it chat once again with her completely un-reformed f*ckboy ex. YouTube

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Dove Cameron Works It Good For Kode

For a while, every time I did a post on  Dove Cameron I kept saying how she needed to ditch her whole former Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And I guess she must’ve been listening, because this shoot she did for Kode Magazine is exactly what I had in mind! Well, maybe not exactly , but somehow I don’t think a magazine would want to shoot her topless Jello wrestling with a D-list celebrity blogger in his mom’s backyard. But whatever. This is good too. » view all 14 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski Really Works Her Booty Hard

I know you guys probably spent yesterday stuffing yourself with turkey and watching football, and now you’ve got the day off to go shop for half-price crap at Walmart, but when you’re a professional journalist like me, your job is too important to take time off. (Stop laughing.) And the same goes for when you’re a professional hot nobody like  Emily Ratajkowski here. So if you’re still looking for something to be thankful for, how about Emily’s perfect booty? Enjoy!

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At 48 Years Old Roy Jones Jr is Fresh off a Win & Looking At Title Shot & is Back into the Music!

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At 48 Years Old Roy Jones Jr is Fresh off a Win & Looking At Title Shot & is Back into the Music! The Legendary Boxer is still looking to add more notches on his belt in and outside of the ring. Check out the Facebook Live Video with Reec & Roy Jones jr! Check […]

At 48 Years Old Roy Jones Jr is Fresh off a Win & Looking At Title Shot & is Back into the Music!

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter And Michelle Trachtenberg Are Back

Apparently it’s the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something, because  Entertainment Weekly  just got the whole cast to reunite for a celebratory cover shoot: Sarah Michelle Gellar , Charisma Carpenter , Michelle Trachtenberg , and… all the other ones I don’t really care about. And for the most part, they’re still looking pretty good. Well, except for maybe Michelle. I don’t know what she’s been up to these past two decades, but I’m guessing it’s not hitting the gym. Too bad. Continue reading

La La Land’s White Jazz Narrative

Damien Chazelle likes jazz music. But more than blaming his musical obsession for La La Land, I suppose I can blame Carl Van Vechten. It is, after all, Van Vechten’s 1926 novel Nigger Heaven that fueled white interest in the Harlem Renaissance and led to the gentrification of the neighborhood’s nightclubs and brownstones. White interest… Read more »

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Rogue One’s Jyn Erso Is The Perfect Heroine — But Where’s Our Female Han Solo?

Rogue One’s Jyn Erso is the perfect, likable heroine, but we’re still looking for our female Han Solo

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Heidi Klum Works It In Shape

I know Heidi Klum is probably slightly past her prime these days. I’m pretty sure she’s 43 by now, and that’s practically 73 in model years. But like most supermodels, Heidi’s got good genes, so she’s still looking pretty good in this new photoshoot she did for the latest issue of SHAPE Magazine . (And I’m sure a little Photoshop didn’t hurt.) But either way, I’m definitely glad to see that Heidi’s modeling career isn’t over just yet. She’s definitely got at least another few years 30-45 seconds left. So let’s make the most of it and enjoy! Continue reading

Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old… TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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