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Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat Ariel Winter who dresses provocatively because she’s just trying to live her best life….fat or not..in this fat is normalized, body positivity, inclusivity, every body is a good body bullshit that we all know is a lie designed to sell product…but it what is going on in society…and seeing as she’s not that fat and trying to upset her mother..who she has issues with for whoring her….she just brings it out all the time… She’s had some freak out on social media for being a cow, or something about her eating too many burgers as a cow and that’s cannibalism….but she’s still bringing the tits out….in a titty pride shirt about whether her nipples offend you, which they shouldn’t we like nipples, whether they are on monster tits that can’t be killed so matter how many times you hack them off….or not.. It’s the shorts that offend me…like we need her fecal matter all over the public places she sits when catching her fat girl breath. She is the reason there is feces on planes, feces on movie theatre seats…it’s SHORTS like this that can’t handle the ass they are craddling… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Hogan in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Hogan may be clickbait of the past, you know before her dad and mom split up and her brother virtually killed his best friend in some white trash car racing, back when Hulk wasn’t in sex tapes dropping N-Bombs, that later got Gawker shut down and that may have made him over 100 million dollars in lost wages, because in America…anything is possible… But she’s still a tank, has always been a tank, living the same 90s Flordida trash vibe in her bikini, looking like a stripper who has way too much money to be a stripper, and in a lot of ways this may be now, but it’s a throwback to a simpler time, when the internet was a place of creative freedom, before they tried to trick us all. She looks pretty strong, and I guess it’d be fun to wrestle, seeing as she knows all the moves. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Hogan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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That Dude Lea Michele Hiding her Man Pussy on the Social Media of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I’ve taken a liking to calling Lea Michele a tranny…but I have…it just feels right, especially in these gender obscure times of gender ambiguity, where Heteronormativity just doesn’t exist, and we are all allowed to be what we want to be, except other cultures or religions…that’s cultural appropriation.. So I can’t sit here and pretend or demand that the world accept me as a Native American…so that I don’t have to pay taxes…but I can say that you must accept me as a woman…because I guess it’s less offensive to women to appropriate their gender, as it is to Natives to appropriate their culture… I always wanted to dress like a banana and identify as a banana, tell the governement Bananas can’t pay taxes as a banana, I must be left free to rot in my fruit basket…but no one accepts that…but if I say “I’m a woman”, my gender on my passport becomes an X and I become social media hero The world is fucked, and I’m going to assume so is Lea Michele, or at least her ass is, thanks to it being her pussy…seeing as she was born male…in my Lea Michele fantasy that is likely no truth…but based on child stars having weird parents who fight for their careers and know girls make more money than boys – despite what hollywood is telling you… That said, here’s that ass. The post That Dude Lea Michele Hiding her Man Pussy on the Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people… So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores… I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her… This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich… Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on… She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit… The post Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is an it girl….that I write about as often as she pops up – which is often because when you’re a robot or genetically modified, you’ve got the energy necessary to get into as many shoots a fucking possible… She’s been marketed hard by Victoria’s Secret, the team who created her, probably in more ways than just her public image…seeing as she’s a robot – or genetically modified – mostly human created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret but they were probably funded by Victoria’s Secret….like self driving cars…lab created models…good for business..the FUTURE… She posted these pics of herself on her instagram, part of her marketing hustle..and I’m into it..not because I am a weirdo nerd into robots…but because robot or not…she’s hot and that’s good enough for me.. Elsa Hosk..the titty model turned VS model also posted some slutty VS pics on her instagram… Here they are together…sluts… The post Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re built like Ariel Winter you should probably not squeeze yourself into some ridiculous looking one piece outfit, not so much because your sloppy tit will hang out of the armpit hole, or because the thing will ride up your twat and asshole…but because it will make you look like an inflated, bloated, mascot working outside the tire store dressed like some kind big bellied bear…attempting to get people in to buy winter tires…. When you’re a barely hot, but marketed as hot, despite your head being a fucking circle, 18 year old TV star dudes actually jerk off to because they’ve watched you grow up through puberty on a huge national show…you should stick to showing off said tits…but with this one it’s either crop top and short shorts 4 sizes too small…or what looks like it may be a tarp you’d use to cover the leak in your garden shed…mainly because she’s built like a garden shed…. I’m not a fan, but I’m sure she’s rich enough to make me try to get her pregnant – a little gunt’s never killed anyone…that I know of…maybe just their soul… Either look at the bloated elf…love the bloated elf…it is the Chrismas Season after all…asssuming America isn’t blown up by then…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bregjie Heinen has one of the most offensive names in modeling. It’s the sound made during a throat fucking porn when the 20 year old who just moved to LA to get famous thanks to the constant promises of some creepy “model manager”…to make them a star…ends up on her first boy/girl scene….ravaged…you know banged the fuck out for 6-9 weeks before having to go home broken, with a drug addiction, forced to find Jesus and become obese working at Walmart…THE DREAM…. She’s dutch, she’s hot, her ass is great and she’s in some piss soaked photos by favorite hipster / garbage not because the pics are bad but because the pics are lame, have no soul and are a rip off at good things…photographer Zooey Grossman…who has the ability to take the same picture 1000 times…over and over and now people pay them… Either way – shitty pics, repetitive pics or not, Bregjie Heinen has a great ass… The post Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old… TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stacy Martin Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stacy Martin is the actress from Nymphomaniac…..a movie that I’ve seen once and that I semi-appreciated because it had “real” sex, something that I’ve been an advocate for – for as long as I can remember – because fake Hollywood sex is just stupid, this actors try to claim they take on these roles, they research them, they are artists because they have the ability to not feel like an asshole while playing make-belief…they should fuck. So memorable roles in the movie was her pussy dripping in one scene, like she was so hot and bothered a stream of pussy juice poured of her…hot…something i’ve never experienced but that may happen…if the girls you’re with aren’t medicated, dry and half dead…. She also had the sex scene with Shia the Beef, which I don’t remember, I faded by that part of the movie…but after googling her today, seeing as she’s not a household name, it turns out she used a fake pussy and had a porn double for the sex scenes…and that’s fucking rude of her… She apparently models / acts / and does topless shoots for photographers…like she’s art…but more into being topless for attention under the pretense of art to not feel like a famewhore getting her name out there…when everyone seems to be a fame whore getting their names out there… These are those pics… The post Stacy Martin Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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