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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down… Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE VS Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage… ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting… TO SEE MORE ASHLEY TISDALE CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE VANESSA HUDGENS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day

When you’re built like Ariel Winter you should probably not squeeze yourself into some ridiculous looking one piece outfit, not so much because your sloppy tit will hang out of the armpit hole, or because the thing will ride up your twat and asshole…but because it will make you look like an inflated, bloated, mascot working outside the tire store dressed like some kind big bellied bear…attempting to get people in to buy winter tires…. When you’re a barely hot, but marketed as hot, despite your head being a fucking circle, 18 year old TV star dudes actually jerk off to because they’ve watched you grow up through puberty on a huge national show…you should stick to showing off said tits…but with this one it’s either crop top and short shorts 4 sizes too small…or what looks like it may be a tarp you’d use to cover the leak in your garden shed…mainly because she’s built like a garden shed…. I’m not a fan, but I’m sure she’s rich enough to make me try to get her pregnant – a little gunt’s never killed anyone…that I know of…maybe just their soul… Either look at the bloated elf…love the bloated elf…it is the Chrismas Season after all…asssuming America isn’t blown up by then…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Shows You Hot Fat Girls Shouldn’t Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman for the Virgin Nerds of the Day

Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…

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Scarlett Johansson Boring as Fuck in Vogue of the Day

I dont’ understand how someone like pudgy, uninteresing, but marketed as hot as fuck, even though she looks more like someone swelling up from a food allergy, like Scarlett Johansson can go from producing nude pics for her “husband” and not the media….you know that she took so seriously that the mother fucking who “stole” them is going to be getting 30 years in prison for…according to the fake court system they set up on a sound stage to make her look like she’s not an attention seeking slut promoting some shit to keep her getting work and making money as her body that was wrongfully a lottery winner in terms of careeer, fame and fortune….goes south……..to this boring as fuck photoshoot in Vogue that I am posting for the die hard fans who have obsessive compulsive order that blinds that fact that they’vee all been lied to.

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Scarlett Johansson Boring as Fuck in Vogue of the Day

I dont’ understand how someone like pudgy, uninteresing, but marketed as hot as fuck, even though she looks more like someone swelling up from a food allergy, like Scarlett Johansson can go from producing nude pics for her “husband” and not the media….you know that she took so seriously that the mother fucking who “stole” them is going to be getting 30 years in prison for…according to the fake court system they set up on a sound stage to make her look like she’s not an attention seeking slut promoting some shit to keep her getting work and making money as her body that was wrongfully a lottery winner in terms of careeer, fame and fortune….goes south……..to this boring as fuck photoshoot in Vogue that I am posting for the die hard fans who have obsessive compulsive order that blinds that fact that they’vee all been lied to.

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Kelly Brook Does Indiana Jones of the Day

I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…

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